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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2025 Season
Some games/weeks are harder to summarize than others. Gesticulates wildly at Week 2, hides under bed. OK, I just turned the TV off (tablet still…
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13 September 2025 Night Thread
We’ve made it through 60% of our Saturday, let’s keep on truckin! Florida Men (+7.5) at LSU (7:30, ABC) Look, I get it. Brian…
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Footy Returns With A Vengeance
Or perhaps with a cabbage fart, who can really say in advance smgdh. Arsenal and the Robins Hood kick off our footy morning (7:30, USA)…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2025 Season
Some of these may or may not be half-assed. I am mad about ESPN cocking up RedZone Channel – it wasn’t egregioUs yesterday, but…
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UnflavoUred Nighttime Slate
6 September 2025 has the following for all y’all: Michigan (+5.5) at Steerfuckers North (7:30, ABC) An entertaining matchup, true. But who the hell…
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A Calmer Week of JV NFL
Week 2’s slate is much less robust, plus we have the stupid international break (so no Prem morning action). But at least Sunday will…
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JV Night Time is teh Right Time
Let’s hope that Bama/Noles tilt was nap-friendly, cause BOY HOWDY does the evening slate tilt late af. Coastal Carolina (+11.5) at Wahoowa (6:00, ACCN) Fun…
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Rejoice! A Full, True Saturday Has Arrived
Jesus God, I thought we were NEVAR gonna get to this day. But FITBAW is everywhere you look. Fulham and its famoUs, hated Trespassers…
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EPL Week Dos y Overseas Farmageddon Thread
Welcome back to the maddest season, when ALL TYPES OF FITBAW come back into our meagre, hopeless lives. Please to keep your hands and…
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Queries for EPL Opening Weekend
Welcome to the much-needed resumption of festivities. Please try to control one’s excitement, or at least cover one’s tumescence. Villa and the Barcodes kick…