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A Calmer Week of JV NFL
Week 2’s slate is much less robust, plus we have the stupid international break (so no Prem morning action). But at least Sunday will…
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JV Night Time is teh Right Time
Let’s hope that Bama/Noles tilt was nap-friendly, cause BOY HOWDY does the evening slate tilt late af. Coastal Carolina (+11.5) at Wahoowa (6:00, ACCN) Fun…
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Rejoice! A Full, True Saturday Has Arrived
Jesus God, I thought we were NEVAR gonna get to this day. But FITBAW is everywhere you look. Fulham and its famoUs, hated Trespassers…
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EPL Week Dos y Overseas Farmageddon Thread
Welcome back to the maddest season, when ALL TYPES OF FITBAW come back into our meagre, hopeless lives. Please to keep your hands and…
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Queries for EPL Opening Weekend
Welcome to the much-needed resumption of festivities. Please try to control one’s excitement, or at least cover one’s tumescence. Villa and the Barcodes kick…
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EFL Just Not Prem Opening Weekend
For those of y’all as starved for sportsball as Hippo? Find CBSSN on your cable box and maybe even dust off Paramount+ on your…
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Sprots Desert – Oasis in the Distance Thread
We had the stupid Hall of Fame game a few nights back, which I managed to get all the way through Q1. Huzzah for…
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Sorry, I Have Nothing Thread
Woke up Friday with that cold/cough virus that’s going around. FUCK EVERYTHING. At least I can accurately say that I’m not abusing the resources…
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Midsummer Miserable Musings – Open Thread
The exciting and sexy teams are our of the Women’s European Euros, so we are back to “square root of fuckall” status. Here is…
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Onward, Perverts! Open Thread
Some really beautiful squadrons (Iceland, Belgium) have sadly gone home. But others remain, lining up to eventually be throttled by Spain. Speaking of Spain,…