JV Night Time is teh Right Time

Let’s hope that Bama/Noles tilt was nap-friendly, cause BOY HOWDY does the evening slate tilt late af.

Coastal Carolina (+11.5) at Wahoowa (6:00, ACCN)

Fun Moneyline upset pick #2.  Because why not?  Chanticleers is the best nickname in sportsball, and it ain’t even close.

LSU (+4.5) at Clemson (7:30, ABC)

The Humbling of Brian Kelly, episode 4,582.  Or he finally breaks through and does something.  Other than kill a student manager, that is.

California (+1.5) at Oregon State (10:30, ESPN)

Jaysus, we better hope the Death Valley Showdown stays close.  Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccce Beaver to rise above the Golden Shower Bears.  Ah feel so dirty…

Team Secular Big Love (-5.5) at Westwood Klavern (11:00, Fox)

Not a typo, national Fox game kicking off at 11 EST.  Will the vast coaching disparity matter MOAR in a Week 1 context?  Vegas sure thinks so.

Colorado State (+21.5) at Washington (11:00, BTN)

Classic Late Night with the Big Ten Network matchup.  Who knows, some years JV RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! can be frisky.