UnflavoUred Nighttime Slate

6 September 2025 has the following for all y’all:

Michigan (+5.5) at Steerfuckers North (7:30, ABC)

An entertaining matchup, true.  But who the hell does one cheer for?  Or I guess, “cheer against the least?”  OU typically has hotter cheerleaders, breaks the tie.

Arizona State (-6.5) at Mississippi State (7:30, ESPN2)

Sparky really shouldn’t be a cross-country, almost-full-tuddy favoUrite, even if this is Big Twaaalllllve defending champ vs. “16/16 SEC team who lost their best players to the portal.”  I have feels this will be a fun watch, though it’s probably just gas.

Vanderbilt (+1.5) at Virginia Tech (7:30, ACCN)

The Legend of Diego Pavia started with the upset of these very same Castrated Turkeys last autumn.  Could be a revenge game, but I think VPI gives zero fucks, in general.  They looked barely motivated for their opener (loss to South Cakalaky).

Boston College (+3.5) at Michigan State (7:30, NBC)

Both of these squadrons tend to be unwatchable mudders, so I am bizarrely intrigued to see two Stoppable Forces collide.

Westwood Klavern (-1.5) at UNLV (8:00, CBSSN)

Highlighted solely for comedic potential.  Laughing at Nico or DeShaun Foster?  YES.

Stanford (+20.5) at Original Recipe Big Love (10:15, ESPN)

Late night in Provo, where they made a hilarious big deal about finally selling DEMON CAFFEINE (ie, Coke) in their stadium.  Student body shots are always dorky to the extreme, and I enjoy it against Hodor’s bunch.  HODOR!!