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The Gang Tries to Find FXX On Teevee Box Open Thread
That’s right, fellow chucklefucks – Season 17 premiere is TONITE, 9p EST on FXX. I think it’s 108 or 109 on my cable? Yes,…
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Happy Lake of Fire Day After!
Did Hippo doggone-near forget to write this? YOU BET! We introduce the last group of the Women’s European Euros today. When they got drawn…
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The Un-rootable Matchup
We just got handed one in meatspace, with Bibi Netanyahu v. the Theocratic Regime of Iran. This will be very bad war-teevee, with nobody…
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Catler Day Open Thread
Oh dear Sweet Baby Jeebus, so many things in the (sweltering, unpleasantly musty) June air that I doooooonnnnn’t caaaaaarrrrre about: Infantino’s public display of…
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Closing Out teh Futbol Season – In Shempy Style
The sportsball desert of June/July beckons. But first, we get one last event of consequence – a tasty Shempions final between Inter and PSG. …
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Wrapping Up English Footy 2024-25
All good things must come to end. So too, mediocrities like the 2024-25 season. But first and foremost, congrats to 2pack and Marika, as…
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CLASSIC Masterpiece Theatre (Rikki’s 50 Shades of Gravy)
In honoUr of MISTER Irsay (since we’s not friends) passing into that Great Pill Bottle in the Sky, DFO brings you this fine, almost…
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Rebecc-ur’s Big Day – FA Cup Finale Open Thread
Not much happening today, other than the City of Men taking on Crystal Palace (11:30, ESPN+) for the 2024-25 FA Cup gloUry. As Fronk once…
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Lesser Playoffs and Other Footed Ball Matters
Inter Milan get the banner pic, thanks to their Meastly performance at midweek. No shame on Barca (except the club President’s bitchy attitude afterwards),…
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HonoUring the Ice Bombers – a MNF Carpentering
Something pretty amazing happened last night. I wasn’t watching, but full credit to Litre for not giving up and rage quitting the proceedings. Down…
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