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Wrapping Up English Footy 2024-25
All good things must come to end. So too, mediocrities like the 2024-25 season. But first and foremost, congrats to 2pack and Marika, as…
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CLASSIC Masterpiece Theatre (Rikki’s 50 Shades of Gravy)
In honoUr of MISTER Irsay (since we’s not friends) passing into that Great Pill Bottle in the Sky, DFO brings you this fine, almost…
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Rebecc-ur’s Big Day – FA Cup Finale Open Thread
Not much happening today, other than the City of Men taking on Crystal Palace (11:30, ESPN+) for the 2024-25 FA Cup gloUry. As Fronk once…
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Lesser Playoffs and Other Footed Ball Matters
Inter Milan get the banner pic, thanks to their Meastly performance at midweek. No shame on Barca (except the club President’s bitchy attitude afterwards),…
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HonoUring the Ice Bombers – a MNF Carpentering
Something pretty amazing happened last night. I wasn’t watching, but full credit to Litre for not giving up and rage quitting the proceedings. Down…
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May – Lesser Footy, Greater Boredom
At least the Barca/Inter Shempions matchup has been bonkers and captivating. I can recall stanning for Denzel Dumfries in a “which right back should…
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Competitive Dart Tossing* – NFL Draft Day Three Thread
There is also various Lesser Footy, but Hippo likely be the only fool deliberately waking up at 7:30 EST for Chelski/Toffees (USA). It’s all…
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Pre-Draft Saturday Meanderings
As Horatio mentioned earlier this week, I too have pretty much no thoughts on the 2025 Draft. Is it because the QBs are so…
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Very Meaningless Footy Saturday Thread
Look. My cracker ass ain’t gonna try to bullshit you. That cracker of a second half King’s Afrikan Water Pistols unloaded on the Real Cuntfaces? That’s…
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A Farewell To (the) Broom – Thread of HonoUr
The uncomfortable wait is over – Kevin the Broom has announced that he will depart City of Men. Turns out, even he can’t overcome…
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