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Flacco Eight Weekend

Do you like chalk? Mister Elite sez it better be unflavoUred. I deffo picked the chalkiest bracket I can remember, yet it’s STILL not chalky…

YES, the portrait of honoUr goes to McNeese, for gifting us the fun story of Day One AND a fine coach-in-waiting for my Wolven…

Hello, everyone. Everything is still more than a bit shit, but I got to enjoy the schadenfreude of the Redshite filth blowing their lead…

Everything in this Timeline remains very stupid, and even MOAR terrible. There, you are all caught up on the week’s current events. Loads of…

Do you have anything of interest to say? I sure as shit do not. Finished “The Crossing” last week. Giving myself a bit of…

Is everyone up early? I sure hope so, because David Moyes – and the Old Lady (ie, Goodison Park) get one last shot against…

Seriously, y’all. I have less than nothing left in my brain/writing quiver. Will try again next week, unless the sweet siren song of death…

Upon popular request (wait, is Spam popular???) I had intended to do a longer piece explaining some of Lesser Footy’s HippoSPEEK. But I had…

I don’t want to talk about the Footy today, so let’s talk FITBAW instead. As we’ve all very quickly learned in 2025/The Darkest Timeline…there…

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. See early in the nightcap thread for Rikki’s backstory on the wondroUs…