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HAWT David Moyes Morning Action

Is everyone up early? I sure hope so, because David Moyes – and the Old Lady (ie, Goodison Park) get one last shot against…

Seriously, y’all. I have less than nothing left in my brain/writing quiver. Will try again next week, unless the sweet siren song of death…

Upon popular request (wait, is Spam popular???) I had intended to do a longer piece explaining some of Lesser Footy’s HippoSPEEK. But I had…

I don’t want to talk about the Footy today, so let’s talk FITBAW instead. As we’ve all very quickly learned in 2025/The Darkest Timeline…there…

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. See early in the nightcap thread for Rikki’s backstory on the wondroUs…

This week was just so very…very. It snowed here, I finally got my dishwasher replaced (fuck me, does going 2 weeks without a dishwasher…

I absolutely am not watching this mess. But I stand by my prediction upon seeing the “bracket” – I thought the tOSU/Tennessee winner would…

Last Days of Disco, indeed. And even in matches where my preference is only mild – all *my* sides take it up the poop…

What’s new in the world, one might ask. Not fuck shit, one might answer. Appreciate this last weekend of both (i) full FITBAW schedule; and…

YEEEHHHHHAAAAAWWWWW, Wild Card Weekend means SIX games now, not that they all lived up to any sort of billing. Very briefly recapping Saturday, the…