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Pre-Draft Saturday Meanderings
As Horatio mentioned earlier this week, I too have pretty much no thoughts on the 2025 Draft. Is it because the QBs are so…
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Very Meaningless Footy Saturday Thread
Look. My cracker ass ain’t gonna try to bullshit you. That cracker of a second half King’s Afrikan Water Pistols unloaded on the Real Cuntfaces? That’s…
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A Farewell To (the) Broom – Thread of HonoUr
The uncomfortable wait is over – Kevin the Broom has announced that he will depart City of Men. Turns out, even he can’t overcome…
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Flacco Eight Weekend
Do you like chalk? Mister Elite sez it better be unflavoUred. I deffo picked the chalkiest bracket I can remember, yet it’s STILL not chalky…
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Saturday of Basketballing Open Thread
YES, the portrait of honoUr goes to McNeese, for gifting us the fun story of Day One AND a fine coach-in-waiting for my Wolven…
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Conference Tourney VOID Day Thread
Hello, everyone. Everything is still more than a bit shit, but I got to enjoy the schadenfreude of the Redshite filth blowing their lead…
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Updates From The VOID – Saturday Open Thread
Everything in this Timeline remains very stupid, and even MOAR terrible. There, you are all caught up on the week’s current events. Loads of…
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Back to the VOID Saturday Thread
Do you have anything of interest to say? I sure as shit do not. Finished “The Crossing” last week. Giving myself a bit of…
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HAWT David Moyes Morning Action
Is everyone up early? I sure hope so, because David Moyes – and the Old Lady (ie, Goodison Park) get one last shot against…
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“Go Read a Book” Saturday Thread
Seriously, y’all. I have less than nothing left in my brain/writing quiver. Will try again next week, unless the sweet siren song of death…