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Another Year, Another FA Cup Weekend

Upon popular request (wait, is Spam popular???) I had intended to do a longer piece explaining some of Lesser Footy’s HippoSPEEK. But I had…

I don’t want to talk about the Footy today, so let’s talk FITBAW instead. As we’ve all very quickly learned in 2025/The Darkest Timeline…there…

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. See early in the nightcap thread for Rikki’s backstory on the wondroUs…

This week was just so very…very. It snowed here, I finally got my dishwasher replaced (fuck me, does going 2 weeks without a dishwasher…

I absolutely am not watching this mess. But I stand by my prediction upon seeing the “bracket” – I thought the tOSU/Tennessee winner would…

Last Days of Disco, indeed. And even in matches where my preference is only mild – all *my* sides take it up the poop…

What’s new in the world, one might ask. Not fuck shit, one might answer. Appreciate this last weekend of both (i) full FITBAW schedule; and…

YEEEHHHHHAAAAAWWWWW, Wild Card Weekend means SIX games now, not that they all lived up to any sort of billing. Very briefly recapping Saturday, the…

As an arctic blast envelops the portions of Murrika not currently on FUCKING FIRE, we sit patiently and await Wild Card action. I can…

Well, this here is the last marathon, until next season (absent the heat death of the universe, which I think we’d all welcome). As…