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Saturday Void Voidness Open Thread

This week was just so very…very. It snowed here, I finally got my dishwasher replaced (fuck me, does going 2 weeks without a dishwasher…

I absolutely am not watching this mess. But I stand by my prediction upon seeing the “bracket” – I thought the tOSU/Tennessee winner would…

Last Days of Disco, indeed. And even in matches where my preference is only mild – all *my* sides take it up the poop…

What’s new in the world, one might ask. Not fuck shit, one might answer. Appreciate this last weekend of both (i) full FITBAW schedule; and…

YEEEHHHHHAAAAAWWWWW, Wild Card Weekend means SIX games now, not that they all lived up to any sort of billing. Very briefly recapping Saturday, the…

As an arctic blast envelops the portions of Murrika not currently on FUCKING FIRE, we sit patiently and await Wild Card action. I can…

Well, this here is the last marathon, until next season (absent the heat death of the universe, which I think we’d all welcome). As…

WIth the “Inner Circle of Hades” final four, you can count me out for 2024-25 JV NFL playoffs. Other than the back half of…

I know I am repeating myself (Carpenter pun alert), but Hippo is very glad that a long ago New Year’s Resolution (to stop ever…

Do you like terrible, no-stakes FITBAW? Boy howdy, did the last NFL Sunday of 2024 have a treat in store for YOU! How shitty…