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Wake Me Up When Dyche Gets the Sack (Saturday Open Thread)
WIth the “Inner Circle of Hades” final four, you can count me out for 2024-25 JV NFL playoffs. Other than the back half of…
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We’ve Only Just Begun (2025) Footy Thread
I know I am repeating myself (Carpenter pun alert), but Hippo is very glad that a long ago New Year’s Resolution (to stop ever…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2024 Season
Do you like terrible, no-stakes FITBAW? Boy howdy, did the last NFL Sunday of 2024 have a treat in store for YOU! How shitty…
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Sunless Saturday Early Thread
We have no Prem action (not that I’d watch the Gas Leak Season), but a metric fuckton of JV and full-on NFL. I will…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2024 Season
Whew, Uncle Teddy is back. I know y’all missed his handsome mug. JV fixtures were all bad, and the NFL proper slate looked…less than…
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Everton are Freeeeeee(dkin)! and Other FITBAW Matters
So much going on in sportsball. Uncle Teddy takes a one-Saturday ciggy break, to celebrate ball-gargling, money-laundering, fuckhead fraud Fahrad Moshiri finally OUT of…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2024 Season
Another week of cray-cray, let’s get right into it! Ideal 7/5 window is marred by the raw sewage quality of those early seven. But…
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Week 15 Late Afternoon Fixtures (2024)
DonT has passed me the baton, which I shall pass back for SNF. Apparently, this is “broadcaster experiment” week at The Shield, with both…
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Saturday Night De-Motivational – Doing the Percentages
Did you ever stop to think how much of life is absolute bullshit? Depending on my mood, I would say 95% to 98%. Cats…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2024 Season
I hope everyone enjoyed their December FITBAW. I ended up sleeping a lot, so mind the gaps (PHRASING). Almost all of the quality early…