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Week 15 Late Afternoon Fixtures (2024)
DonT has passed me the baton, which I shall pass back for SNF. Apparently, this is “broadcaster experiment” week at The Shield, with both…
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Saturday Night De-Motivational – Doing the Percentages
Did you ever stop to think how much of life is absolute bullshit? Depending on my mood, I would say 95% to 98%. Cats…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2024 Season
I hope everyone enjoyed their December FITBAW. I ended up sleeping a lot, so mind the gaps (PHRASING). Almost all of the quality early…
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Conference Championship Nihilism Nite!
Man, have these games been bad (I am typing this during GA/TX, which hopefully at least keeps me awake). We’ll have PLAYOFFS come 13…
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Saturday De-motivational #1
Maybe I will keep doing this once the games stop, and I need something to write about. Take it away, Onion scientists! Yeah, no…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, 2024 Season
Meh, I slept through the entire 4p window. No regerts. Did anyone predict an 82-point game in Cincinnati? With the Stillers on the other…
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Another JV NFL Night Thread – 30 Nov 2024
Hooray, we made it to NFL eve. Still some decent action on offer in the JV weight class! Purdue (+29) at Indiana (7:00, FS1)…
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JV NFL to End November 2024
Ugh, it is soooooo close to December. No me gusta. Yes, I am still being a Bitter Blue about the Prem. Such is life. Michigan…
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Thanksgiving 2024 FITBAW – Part teh Second
Welcome BACK to Murrika’s favoUrite holiday, where we celebrate Native American slaughter by eating more than a third world family does in a year,…
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Thanksgiving 2024 FITBAW – Part teh First
Welcome to Murrika’s favoUrite holiday, where we celebrate Native American slaughter by eating more than a third world family does in a year, getting…