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  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2024 Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2024 Season

    November 25, 2024

    A bad/light slate on paper, it didn’t have any qualms about going plaid.  HARD. Naturally, with the path to success wide open and with…

  • Substitute Week 12 Late Afternoon Window Thread

    Substitute Week 12 Late Afternoon Window Thread

    November 24, 2024

    We laughed, we cried, we maybe self-abused and then took a nap.  Disgusting perverts.  Here’s your sub-optimal, 3-game late window: Donks (-5.5) at Raiduhs (4:05,…

  • Substitute Week 12 Early Window NFL Thread

    Substitute Week 12 Early Window NFL Thread

    November 24, 2024

    Good morning, reprobates.  Scotchy had some fresh hobos to skinfamily bidness to take care of, so y’all stuck with me.  You get paroled for…

  • JV NFL for 23 Nov 2004 (Late)

    JV NFL for 23 Nov 2004 (Late)

    November 23, 2024

    In case you enjoyed the early slate and would like even more JV NFL: Army (+14.5) v. Notre Dame @ Damn YankeesVille (7:00, NBC)…

  • JV NFL for 23 Nov 2004 (Early)

    JV NFL for 23 Nov 2004 (Early)

    November 23, 2024

    FYI, Bournemouth/Brighton (10:00, USA) and City/Spurs (12:30, NBC) are reasonable enough watches. Indiana (+13.5) at tOhio State (Noon, Fox) Hoosiers finally get their big…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2024 Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2024 Season

    November 18, 2024

    Welcome back to this week’s recap of our brief hellscape respite.  Stupid 8-3 split, but at least my late window boredom makes for good…

  • 16 Nov 2024 – JV NFL Thread (Part 2)

    16 Nov 2024 – JV NFL Thread (Part 2)

    November 16, 2024

    Huzzah, we are back for another helping: Arizona State (+8.5) at Unded Bill Snyders (7:00, ESPN) Poor little Sparky, 7-2 and absolutely nobody is…

  • 16 Nov 2024 – JV NFL Thread (Part 1)

    16 Nov 2024 – JV NFL Thread (Part 1)

    November 16, 2024

    No EPL this morning, international break.  Here is your lukewarm tofu-based menu for today: Steerfuckers South (-13.5) at Pig Sooey (Noon, ABC) I can’t…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2024 Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2024 Season

    November 11, 2024

    Hippo is of two minds.  There is nothing left in our world worth fighting for.  Small-l liberal democracy is dead andburied, or at least…

  • Night of Eternal Darkness JV Thread

    Night of Eternal Darkness JV Thread

    November 9, 2024

    Fuck off, humanity.  Also, STILL none of us deserve cheerleader pics. Alabama (-3) at LSU (7:30, ABC) Playoff elimination game, and the type of…

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