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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2024 Season
A bad/light slate on paper, it didn’t have any qualms about going plaid. HARD. Naturally, with the path to success wide open and with…
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Substitute Week 12 Late Afternoon Window Thread
We laughed, we cried, we maybe self-abused and then took a nap. Disgusting perverts. Here’s your sub-optimal, 3-game late window: Donks (-5.5) at Raiduhs (4:05,…
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Substitute Week 12 Early Window NFL Thread
Good morning, reprobates. Scotchy had some fresh hobos to skinfamily bidness to take care of, so y’all stuck with me. You get paroled for…
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JV NFL for 23 Nov 2004 (Late)
In case you enjoyed the early slate and would like even more JV NFL: Army (+14.5) v. Notre Dame @ Damn YankeesVille (7:00, NBC)…
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JV NFL for 23 Nov 2004 (Early)
FYI, Bournemouth/Brighton (10:00, USA) and City/Spurs (12:30, NBC) are reasonable enough watches. Indiana (+13.5) at tOhio State (Noon, Fox) Hoosiers finally get their big…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2024 Season
Welcome back to this week’s recap of our brief hellscape respite. Stupid 8-3 split, but at least my late window boredom makes for good…
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16 Nov 2024 – JV NFL Thread (Part 2)
Huzzah, we are back for another helping: Arizona State (+8.5) at Unded Bill Snyders (7:00, ESPN) Poor little Sparky, 7-2 and absolutely nobody is…
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16 Nov 2024 – JV NFL Thread (Part 1)
No EPL this morning, international break. Here is your lukewarm tofu-based menu for today: Steerfuckers South (-13.5) at Pig Sooey (Noon, ABC) I can’t…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2024 Season
Hippo is of two minds. There is nothing left in our world worth fighting for. Small-l liberal democracy is dead andburied, or at least…
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Night of Eternal Darkness JV Thread
Fuck off, humanity. Also, STILL none of us deserve cheerleader pics. Alabama (-3) at LSU (7:30, ABC) Playoff elimination game, and the type of…