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16 Nov 2024 – JV NFL Thread (Part 2)
Huzzah, we are back for another helping: Arizona State (+8.5) at Unded Bill Snyders (7:00, ESPN) Poor little Sparky, 7-2 and absolutely nobody is…
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16 Nov 2024 – JV NFL Thread (Part 1)
No EPL this morning, international break. Here is your lukewarm tofu-based menu for today: Steerfuckers South (-13.5) at Pig Sooey (Noon, ABC) I can’t…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2024 Season
Hippo is of two minds. There is nothing left in our world worth fighting for. Small-l liberal democracy is dead andburied, or at least…
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Night of Eternal Darkness JV Thread
Fuck off, humanity. Also, STILL none of us deserve cheerleader pics. Alabama (-3) at LSU (7:30, ABC) Playoff elimination game, and the type of…
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Guess I Will Keep Doing These – 9 Nov JV Preview
Fuck off, humanity. Also the Prem is currently ded to me (but here is the link to the schedule). Also, none of us deserve…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2024
Holy cats, there was SO MUCH FITBAW. At least it felt that way to my poor, leaky brain. Like the Greatest Living American reminded…
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Evening of Nothingness Open Thread
Hey, if you thought Dayime Slate was rough, wait until you see what Satan’s got cooking LATE! Bonfire Cult (-3) at South Cakalaky (7:30,…
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November 2024 Spawned – Weak Footy Slate
THREE SHORT DAYS before the possible self-implosion of American society as we know/love/tolerate it. And we can’t even get a full, distracting slate of…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2024 Season
Welcome to Week 8 action, no byes. Don’t forget to buy Halloween candy, then buy MOAR when you eat the first batch. You disgusting, fat…
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Footy Footy Everywhere – The Aforementioned Second Part
Slap yourself in the face, pour MOAR coffee down your gullet – we gots MOAR FITBAW!!! West By God Virginia (+3.5) at Arizona –…