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Guess I Will Keep Doing These – 9 Nov JV Preview
Fuck off, humanity. Also the Prem is currently ded to me (but here is the link to the schedule). Also, none of us deserve…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2024
Holy cats, there was SO MUCH FITBAW. At least it felt that way to my poor, leaky brain. Like the Greatest Living American reminded…
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Evening of Nothingness Open Thread
Hey, if you thought Dayime Slate was rough, wait until you see what Satan’s got cooking LATE! Bonfire Cult (-3) at South Cakalaky (7:30,…
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November 2024 Spawned – Weak Footy Slate
THREE SHORT DAYS before the possible self-implosion of American society as we know/love/tolerate it. And we can’t even get a full, distracting slate of…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2024 Season
Welcome to Week 8 action, no byes. Don’t forget to buy Halloween candy, then buy MOAR when you eat the first batch. You disgusting, fat…
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Footy Footy Everywhere – The Aforementioned Second Part
Slap yourself in the face, pour MOAR coffee down your gullet – we gots MOAR FITBAW!!! West By God Virginia (+3.5) at Arizona –…
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Footy Footy Everywhere – A Discussion in Two Parts
Do you like footed ball? Boy howdy, then does I ever gots GOOD NEWS for you! (I mean, other than the lack of our…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2024 Season
Holy shit, we made it! Three weeks of MANDATORIUM duty, despite having to start with Jaguras/P*ts – and finish with the goddamned Q-aron Jest. …
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Yet Another Nighttime FITBAW Thread
Are you as excite as I am?? MAYBE!! LSU (-2.5) at Arkansas (7:00, ESPN) This is a tricky spot for the Tiggs. Pig Sooey absolutely despises…
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Full Autumnal Glory (nae Holes) Returns!
Yes, we get the Prem back this weekend, to go along with a fairly killer set of JV ball. It’s (momentarily) good to be…