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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2024 Season
Some days, one just feels like monkeyshit. I wasn’t hungover, I don’t think actually sick, I DID remember to take my anti-crazy pills in…
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Mandatorium Eve JV NFL Goodness
Do NOT forget! Report to the Clubhouse by 9:30a EST tomorrow. or serious imaginary consequences shall ensue. Florida (+15.5) at Tennessee (7:00, ESPN) It seems…
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October 2024 “JV Alone” Footed Ball Funsies
Because the current Darkest Timeline isn’t enough for my asshole brain, I am reading Hunter S. Thompson’s Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’72…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2024 Season
Across the pond we go, for the first 14-hour MANDATORIUM in the Clubhouse. That means we started our FITBAW day with the sour grimace of…
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5 October 2024 – a JV NFL Eveninging
Did you enjoy the early happenings? I sure nuff did. Or maybe I didn’t. I am writing this Friday afternoon. Clemson (-14.5) at Florida…
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A Week After the Storm – Footy Abundance Thread
Last week, we had the titanic clashes. King’s Afrikan Water Pistols trying to hang onto an incredible win at City of Men – who were…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2024 Season
Strange happenings were indeed afoot at the Circle K. Read on/ Some things, one can NEVAR unhear. Like the match commentator comparing The Gospel According…
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CLosing Out Septemeber 2024 Footy Cont’d
MOAR fixtures, and thank fuck a vast increase in quality. Especially at the tippy-top… Stanford (+21.5) at Son de Clem (7:00, ESPN) Maybe one…
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Closing Out September 2024 Lesser Footy Style
Are you back, and ready for MOAR? Fucking of course y’all are. First, an obligatory weather note: City of Men (now with 100% less Rodri)…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2024 Season
The Increasingly Poor Decisions of King Hippo – my Loser Pool re-set on Friday, and after much hesitation, I sent in my fee Sunday…