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November 2024 Spawned – Weak Footy Slate
THREE SHORT DAYS before the possible self-implosion of American society as we know/love/tolerate it. And we can’t even get a full, distracting slate of…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2024 Season
Welcome to Week 8 action, no byes. Don’t forget to buy Halloween candy, then buy MOAR when you eat the first batch. You disgusting, fat…
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Footy Footy Everywhere – The Aforementioned Second Part
Slap yourself in the face, pour MOAR coffee down your gullet – we gots MOAR FITBAW!!! West By God Virginia (+3.5) at Arizona –…
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Footy Footy Everywhere – A Discussion in Two Parts
Do you like footed ball? Boy howdy, then does I ever gots GOOD NEWS for you! (I mean, other than the lack of our…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2024 Season
Holy shit, we made it! Three weeks of MANDATORIUM duty, despite having to start with Jaguras/P*ts – and finish with the goddamned Q-aron Jest. …
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Yet Another Nighttime FITBAW Thread
Are you as excite as I am?? MAYBE!! LSU (-2.5) at Arkansas (7:00, ESPN) This is a tricky spot for the Tiggs. Pig Sooey absolutely despises…
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Full Autumnal Glory (nae Holes) Returns!
Yes, we get the Prem back this weekend, to go along with a fairly killer set of JV ball. It’s (momentarily) good to be…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2024 Season
Some days, one just feels like monkeyshit. I wasn’t hungover, I don’t think actually sick, I DID remember to take my anti-crazy pills in…
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Mandatorium Eve JV NFL Goodness
Do NOT forget! Report to the Clubhouse by 9:30a EST tomorrow. or serious imaginary consequences shall ensue. Florida (+15.5) at Tennessee (7:00, ESPN) It seems…
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October 2024 “JV Alone” Footed Ball Funsies
Because the current Darkest Timeline isn’t enough for my asshole brain, I am reading Hunter S. Thompson’s Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’72…