Yet Another Nighttime FITBAW Thread

Are you as excite as I am??  MAYBE!!

LSU (-2.5) at Arkansas (7:00, ESPN)

This is a tricky spot for the Tiggs.  Pig Sooey absolutely despises LSU, and they’ve already bared their piggy teeth by beating Tennessee.  It’s nice to have a week where one can enthusiastically root against Brian Kelly.

Georgia (+4.5) at Texas (7:30, ABC)

Game of the Century (uh duh WEEK)?  I guess we’ll see.  Steerfuckers South have looked very, very good – but ain’t nobody going through the SEC meatgrinder unbeaten.  Carson Beck needs a performance to get his NFL Draft stock going back in a positive direction.

Unded Bill Snyders (-2.5) at Wet By God Virginia (7:30, Fox)

Another week, another intriguing night matchup in Morganhole.  This sure do seem to happen a lot.  Say a prayer for Coach Neal Brown, who may have…bit off MOAR than they can chew, by insinuating “at least you get shitfaced and have fun” at these games, despite the fact that his side keep losing them all.

Kenfucky (-1.5) at Florida (7:45, SECN)

Historically, the Florida Men have won this matchup about 95% of the time.  So…it ain’t good for jorb security, for Billy Napier to be a home dog to the Blue Moons.  We’ll see how his Gators react to blowing the win in Knoxville last weekend.

UNLV (-6.5) at Oregon State (10:00, CW)

Hey, the rando CW network makes an appearance!  But it seriously is a pretty solid Tweaker Fixture.  The non-Southern Rebs lost their QB to an NIL payment dispute, but they just keep rolling under the backup.  Niiiiiiccccceeee Beaver have found the sledding tougher than Wazzu, in the 2-PAC world.  Mourns ya till ah joins ya, homey.

TCU (+3.5) at Team Secular Big Love (10:30, ESPN)

Boy howdy, have both of these sides’ seasons gone off the rails.  Less than two years after crashing the national title game, Sonny Dykes and his Bloodeyes look completely lost.  You can’t imagine he’ll actually get fired, but then again…it’s Texas.  Whereas Utah was everybody’s “won’t it be interesting to see them in the 12-team playoff” talisman, but Mr. Mojo (not-Rising) is hurt/out for the season again, and they just haven’t had any luck with MILF-Hunter Z’s little brother.  Desperate teams can make for good football, though.  Maybe this is worth an eye from the comfort of one’s bed.