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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2024 Season
Strange happenings were indeed afoot at the Circle K. Read on/ Some things, one can NEVAR unhear. Like the match commentator comparing The Gospel According…
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CLosing Out Septemeber 2024 Footy Cont’d
MOAR fixtures, and thank fuck a vast increase in quality. Especially at the tippy-top… Stanford (+21.5) at Son de Clem (7:00, ESPN) Maybe one…
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Closing Out September 2024 Lesser Footy Style
Are you back, and ready for MOAR? Fucking of course y’all are. First, an obligatory weather note: City of Men (now with 100% less Rodri)…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2024 Season
The Increasingly Poor Decisions of King Hippo – my Loser Pool re-set on Friday, and after much hesitation, I sent in my fee Sunday…
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Even MOAR JV NFL – 21 Sept 2024 Night Thread
Miami-FL (-16.5) at South Florida (7:00, ESPN) The Bulls get talked up here because of how they mudded up Roll Damn Tide two years…
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Just Another Sabado de los Footy
I have no overarching theme this week. Keep those brains turned off and treat yo’self. Fronk’s Hammers welcome Our Brand Is Crisis Chelski (7:30, USA), quite…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2024 Season
After the chaos and near-chaos of Week One, one might have expected a return to form. But outside of Arrowhead Stadium (soUrry, Redshirt), it…
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Terribad Nighty-Night Thread
Oh my cats, y’all. The late slate gets even worse. Please to not shoot teh messenger. Or do, y’all be y’all. Ole Miss (-21)…
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Footy Aplenty – Morning Thread
Welcome back, dearest Premiership. Wake and bake, if you so choose, with Men Untied away to Sham Town (7:30, USA). Probably not much in…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2024 Season
Well, well, well. We are back, and I hope you like your changes served up sudden. So much chaos early failed to make it…