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Even MOAR JV NFL – 21 Sept 2024 Night Thread
Miami-FL (-16.5) at South Florida (7:00, ESPN) The Bulls get talked up here because of how they mudded up Roll Damn Tide two years…
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Just Another Sabado de los Footy
I have no overarching theme this week. Keep those brains turned off and treat yo’self. Fronk’s Hammers welcome Our Brand Is Crisis Chelski (7:30, USA), quite…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2024 Season
After the chaos and near-chaos of Week One, one might have expected a return to form. But outside of Arrowhead Stadium (soUrry, Redshirt), it…
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Terribad Nighty-Night Thread
Oh my cats, y’all. The late slate gets even worse. Please to not shoot teh messenger. Or do, y’all be y’all. Ole Miss (-21)…
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Footy Aplenty – Morning Thread
Welcome back, dearest Premiership. Wake and bake, if you so choose, with Men Untied away to Sham Town (7:30, USA). Probably not much in…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2024 Season
Well, well, well. We are back, and I hope you like your changes served up sudden. So much chaos early failed to make it…
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7 September 2024 Night JV Thread
Some days, one just runs out of thread titles. Is the apocalypse imminent? MAYBE! Kansas (-4.5) at Illinois (7:00, FS1) Oy, if only I…
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JV Stand-Alone September Sabado Open Thread
Alas, there is no Lesser Footy to start one’s day with. Sleep in if one can. Steerfuckers South (-7) at Michigan (Noon, Fox) How…
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Closing Out August 2024 in JV Style
This summer has been a whirlwind decade, has it not? But I have good news for you – if you make it to Tweaker…
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Almost Full Footy’s GlorioUs Return
Oh my cats, so much to watch this weekend. America settles into its ample couches/recliners, booze and/or drugs in hand. Life is temporarily good.…