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You Lookin’ FOAR a Hero – Just Watch (JV NFL) Week Zero

I was thinking of the serendipity (word likely makes no sense in this context, but as you may know, I do a lot of…

Oh my cats, next week, I will even have a handful of JV NFL fixtures to write up. Our long national/international nightmare is over! …

These are the teams that will take to the pitch, and our SWAG’s as to how they will perform. Take with the appropriate grain…

As DonT wisely noted, we are really in the FITBAW pre-season now. As such, why not throw some fantasy ideas onto the Clubhouse wall,…

Yes, second verse, same as the first. I have nothing to say, so have at it. Will I try harder next week? MAYBE!

Pardon me, but I have nothing to say. Talk amongst yourselves. Or don’t. The floor is yours. Please come back soon, footed ball.

I don’t know what else to write about, so why not a divisional preview? SponsoUred by the Divine-Blessed Folks at WAL-MART obvs. Meet the new…

I don’t fucking feel like in-depth writing (fuck off, world and everything in it), so here is a list of weekend European Euros matchups…

Are y’all enjoying the concurrence of TWO Euros in the same June/July? Hippo sure enough is, even if (as usual) the teams I would…

As y’all know, Hippo procarstinates. So, I waited until I turned the TV on for Krauts v. Kilts, before checking channel listings for today’s…