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7 September 2024 Night JV Thread
Some days, one just runs out of thread titles. Is the apocalypse imminent? MAYBE! Kansas (-4.5) at Illinois (7:00, FS1) Oy, if only I…
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JV Stand-Alone September Sabado Open Thread
Alas, there is no Lesser Footy to start one’s day with. Sleep in if one can. Steerfuckers South (-7) at Michigan (Noon, Fox) How…
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Closing Out August 2024 in JV Style
This summer has been a whirlwind decade, has it not? But I have good news for you – if you make it to Tweaker…
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Almost Full Footy’s GlorioUs Return
Oh my cats, so much to watch this weekend. America settles into its ample couches/recliners, booze and/or drugs in hand. Life is temporarily good.…
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You Lookin’ FOAR a Hero – Just Watch (JV NFL) Week Zero
I was thinking of the serendipity (word likely makes no sense in this context, but as you may know, I do a lot of…
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A New Lesser Season Awaits
Oh my cats, next week, I will even have a handful of JV NFL fixtures to write up. Our long national/international nightmare is over! …
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2024-25 – Previewing the Prem Once MOAR
These are the teams that will take to the pitch, and our SWAG’s as to how they will perform. Take with the appropriate grain…
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Half-Rear-Ended Fantasy FITBAW Roundtable
As DonT wisely noted, we are really in the FITBAW pre-season now. As such, why not throw some fantasy ideas onto the Clubhouse wall,…
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Mad Silence of the July Mind – Week Dos
Yes, second verse, same as the first. I have nothing to say, so have at it. Will I try harder next week? MAYBE!
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Nothing to Say Saturday – Open Thread
Pardon me, but I have nothing to say. Talk amongst yourselves. Or don’t. The floor is yours. Please come back soon, footed ball.
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