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King Hippo

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Oh my cats, y’all.  The late slate gets even worse.  Please to not shoot teh messenger.  Or do, y’all be y’all.

Ole Miss (-21) at Wake Forest (6:30, CW)

When I first checked this line, it was 21.5.  Now, one has to be smelling upset, eh?  Wait, check that.  Just gas.  AGAIN.

Georgia (-22) at Kenfucky (7:30, ABC)

Yikes.  This crime against humanity in a primetime window.  Reminder that Blue Moons lost 31-6 at home last week.  To South Cakalaky.

Indiana (-3.5) at UCLA (7:30, NBC)

f/k/a Westwood Klavern opens their B1G era…as a home dog to FUCKING INDIANA.  Clubhouse on pins and needles to experience drunken Brocky making his IU shit-talk debut (in FOTBAW matters, anyway).

Hitler Mice (+2) at Bloodeyes (7:30, Fox)

At least the mascots are notable?  That’s all I gots.

San Diego State (+17.5) at Cal (10:30, ESPN)

All quiet on the Tweaker front, even.  JV BOLTMEN!! have looked awful, while the Golden Shower Bears kind of halfway decent.  But I don’t trust that the gap between these two programs is more than 2 TDs, or even ONE for that matter.  Bet that moneyline, fo sho.

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WCS

Congrats to DJ Taj’s Memphis Tigres on just absolutely drowning Florida State’s season in a very old, very used Port-A-Potty left to sit in the Tallassee sun all summer.

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Mr. Ayo

🔱 UP! WALK OFF SINGLE!

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Mr. Ayo

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Horatio Cornblower

One of these days I’m gonna have to watch that movie.

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Unsurprised

Hitler Mice?

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ArmedandHammered

I know, I couldn’t figure it out either.

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Mr. Ayo

It’s UCF. Hippo explained it once but damned if I can remember or find out why. He’s already 5 pills in so you’ll have to ask him tomorrow before his midday pill nap.

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WCS

Something to do with both UCF and Disney being in Orlando.

Quite possibly the Hippo-iest of spaeek.

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Mr. Ayo

That’s actually it.

Is your phone number 911 or 411?

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WCS

Just make dial 13-9* because I’m never living that down.

Today was pretty damn close.

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This was life bringing me back to reality a bit. Touche, life, touche.

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King Hippo

It relates to Walt Disney being a vile anti-Semite. UCF plays in Orlando. Connect teh dots sheeple!!!!

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herodotus450

Espn couldn’t even be bothered to find a monkey to update the box score for this San Diego St. – Cal game.
https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401635541

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WCS

balls’ great-aunt was awesome

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WCS

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herodotus450

Kentucky: We’re down 1 with 6 minutes left, we’ve got the ball, we’ve been competent running the ball all game, it’s night, and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Also Kentucky: Nah fuck it let’s just throw the ball.
And then they lost.

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Gatoraids

Andy Reid called in

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WCS

They took their cues from WVU, and made somehow worse mistakes than the Mountaineers.

At least Garrett Greene has the excuse of having a broked brain now.

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Mr. Ayo

Release the 🔱!

Luke Raley!

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Mr. Ayo

Well, fuck this ump. Dirty piece of incompetent shit.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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Live look into Horatio’s other tab.

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Redshirt

“Oh, yeah. You lather that cob.”

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Gatoraids

Hawk some Tajin on that baby

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BugEyedBoo

¡Elote!

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Mr. Ayo

I am tumescent

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Doktor Zymm

That’s pretty hot….but do they have any *furtively looks both directions* elote??

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WCS

https://www.wpxi.com/news/local/woman-shot-killed-mckeesport-early-saturday-morning/VLCLZR3KVZADVJKBZXLNFR4UHA/

Here’s the call I was alluding to last night.

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litre_cola

This Kentucky game is phenomenal. Bring on the chaos.

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herodotus450

Yeah the chaos of Georgia losing, but still making the playoff even if they lose another game.

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litre_cola

They get Bama soon too no? I know they aren’t what they used to be.

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Horatio Cornblower

Folks, I am back from the pig roast, (pig pickin’ in North Cackackese, apparently), and that pig was picked clean and was damn good. There was also salmon, chowder, (say it, Frenchy!), prime rib, chicken, corn, stuffing, various sides, and dessert.

I limited myself to salmon and pig, along with some stuffing, because I didn’t want to die. And it’s a good thing too, because later on I was “volunteered” to take part in the Blueberry Pie Eating Competition and folks, I don’t like to brag but you are currently reading words typed out by the reigning and defending, (assuming they ever do this again and I’m dumb enough to be close to it), champion of said pie eating competition.

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Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a date with ‘War And Peace’ in the bathroom, and I’m likely to finish the book before I finish paying for this win.

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Gumbygirl

To the juicing room!

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ArmedandHammered

Armies impression: “Get tu da jewcer”.

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ArmedandHammered

Arnie* goddammit

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King Hippo

SEX PANTHERS STRIKE BACK

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Redshirt

Voice Over Announcer: We’ve replaced the University of Georgia Bulldogs football team with the University of Georgia Redcoat Marching Band. Let’s see if anyone notices…

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King Hippo

Sex Panthers blowing big late lead to Vandy

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ArmedandHammered

That Tennessee score is insane 68 – 0 over Kent St and it is still the 3rd quarter.

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Bogdanski

All dead in Ohio?
Too soon?

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WCS

WVU had a 34-24 lead with four minutes left in the game, and the ball. As far as I know,

NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED

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Gumbygirl

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WCS

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litre_cola

WHat the hell is going on with Georgia?

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Florida light

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Brocky

A growing urban population plus an interest from the entertainment industry has led the once reliable red area into a swing state?

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Mr. Ayo

Hanging Chads?

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Mr. Ayo

Just finished taking delivery of a nap and checked the score.

Screen 1 has been changed!

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Redshirt

Hasn’t recovered from General Sherman’s March to the Sea?

Putting all their development into one city at the expense of the rest of the state?

Majorie Taylor Greene?

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Gatoraids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahJ6Kh8klM4

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Brocky

Three straight games Iu has given up a score before the half

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litre_cola

I WANT CSU TO RAMMIT!

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litre_cola

I originally thought Deion was fun and refreshing. I now want to see him fail in a horrible fashion. No substance to his coaching.

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SonOfSpam

I think he’s missing a couple toes, so a fall is possible.

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Redshirt

All College Coaches are full of themselves, but usually they win a bowl game or two first.

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blaxabbath

It seems Hawaii had a strong start but they’re really taking it on Time of Possession.

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blaxabbath

The Sam Houston State fans in tacky paper leis is offensive.

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blaxabbath

Timmy Chang needs to dial up one of these for them.

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King Hippo

Blax noes how to be authentic island folk!

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Mr. Ayo

Dr. Pepper must be thrilled about their advertising campaign revolving around Quinn Ewers and calling for a backup.

And yes, Archie called the Code Red.

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Redshirt

YOU’RE GOD DAMN RIGHT HE DID!!!

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King Hippo

Indiana has quite a long and intimate history with the Klan, so this really was a considerate opening draw for Westwood Klavern.

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King Hippo

HOW is Brocky hiding his light under a bushel? 14-nil on the road!!

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Brocky

Cuz I got things to do?

Yeah, I ain’t gonna get my hopes up that much

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litre_cola

What now? Maybe Hawaii v Sam Houston State!

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Mr. Ayo

Screen 1: Hitler Mice (FSU) vs Bloodeyes (TCU)

Screen 2: Hoosiers (ISU) vs Westwood Klaven (UCLA)

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LemonJello

Who gave the Seminoles smallpox blankets?

Jeebus.

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Gatoraids

Smallpox MyPillows

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King Hippo

There was a 1-AA fixture called off due to an outbreak of WHOOPING COUGH, such is life in the Just Asking Questions era.

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Gumbygirl

Woooooooooooo!

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King Hippo

WCS Reacts Reasonably?

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Mr. Ayo

Do not call 911 for the next few days, folks.

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King Hippo

This better be three sneaks and a safety.

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King Hippo

APPLE FLAVOURED TENSION

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Mr. Ayo

The reverse Coug’d!

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Mr. Ayo

Stupid JV VAR. He caught that.

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