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Better Know a Macro-Euros Roundtable
King Hippo asked some MOAR knowledgeable, less-inebriated Lesser Footy enthusiasts to weigh in. Our thoughts are as follows: King Hippo: Shempion – FRANCE – when in…
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Lesser Footy Merde Platter
Because that’s what my mind is full of, and not just because the poop-loving Germans have sent a representative to the Shempions Final. It’s…
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Diet Lesser Footy Weekend
No, this is not a #HippoLyf reference, I am still a fat fuck who will remain such. Just…not much in the way of viewing. …
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Interesting Lesser Side Piece Stories
Look, there is just one Prem fixture of consquence today, and it’s the Early Bird – City of Men away to Mighty Whitey (7:30,…
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On the Beach Lesser Footy Saturday
Did y’all read this booky-book in high school? Somehow, I didn’t. But I love end of the world/dystopian fiction, so maybe I will put…
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Saturday Footy Miscellany
I thank the esteemed Balls for filling in ably last week. I drove up to London, Ontario for a 2-day visit withmy oldest HippoSpawn. …
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Schadenfreude Footy Nirvana Open Thread
I just have no idea how anything could be more magical than waking up from Thursday’s nap to Redshite nil – Lesser Falacons 3. No,…
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Chasing Glory (Holes?) Saturday Open Thread
Down the stretch they come, like they say in horsey racing. Or maybe I am thinking of the Houston 500?? Anyway, all three Title…
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Saturday Preliminaries Thread
Everton have been playing dreadful footy since the calendar flipped to 2024, but hey – at least I caught wind of another beautiful woman…
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Nihilism Saturday Thread
Ja, Lebowski. Hippo believes in nuh-shing! There really ain’t much going on for the hoopsball non-watcher. I continue to read avidly and pine for the…