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Better Know a FITBAW Division – 2024 AFC West!
I don’t know what else to write about, so why not a divisional preview? SponsoUred by the Divine-Blessed Folks at WAL-MART obvs. Meet the new…
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Micro-Thoughts on Euros Stuff
I don’t fucking feel like in-depth writing (fuck off, world and everything in it), so here is a list of weekend European Euros matchups…
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Euros Euros Everywhere Saturday
Are y’all enjoying the concurrence of TWO Euros in the same June/July? Hippo sure enough is, even if (as usual) the teams I would…
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Partially Covered European Euros Thread
As y’all know, Hippo procarstinates. So, I waited until I turned the TV on for Krauts v. Kilts, before checking channel listings for today’s…
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Better Know a Macro-Euros Roundtable
King Hippo asked some MOAR knowledgeable, less-inebriated Lesser Footy enthusiasts to weigh in. Our thoughts are as follows: King Hippo: Shempion – FRANCE – when in…
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Lesser Footy Merde Platter
Because that’s what my mind is full of, and not just because the poop-loving Germans have sent a representative to the Shempions Final. It’s…
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Diet Lesser Footy Weekend
No, this is not a #HippoLyf reference, I am still a fat fuck who will remain such. Just…not much in the way of viewing. …
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Interesting Lesser Side Piece Stories
Look, there is just one Prem fixture of consquence today, and it’s the Early Bird – City of Men away to Mighty Whitey (7:30,…
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On the Beach Lesser Footy Saturday
Did y’all read this booky-book in high school? Somehow, I didn’t. But I love end of the world/dystopian fiction, so maybe I will put…
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Saturday Footy Miscellany
I thank the esteemed Balls for filling in ably last week. I drove up to London, Ontario for a 2-day visit withmy oldest HippoSpawn. …