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Schadenfreude Footy Nirvana Open Thread
I just have no idea how anything could be more magical than waking up from Thursday’s nap to Redshite nil – Lesser Falacons 3. No,…
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Chasing Glory (Holes?) Saturday Open Thread
Down the stretch they come, like they say in horsey racing. Or maybe I am thinking of the Houston 500?? Anyway, all three Title…
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Saturday Preliminaries Thread
Everton have been playing dreadful footy since the calendar flipped to 2024, but hey – at least I caught wind of another beautiful woman…
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Nihilism Saturday Thread
Ja, Lebowski. Hippo believes in nuh-shing! There really ain’t much going on for the hoopsball non-watcher. I continue to read avidly and pine for the…
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Evening Hoopsball Thread
I am not watching, but Scotchy’s work ethic called and the content monster shall not rest. So you get the below half-assedry! 10MW Colorado…
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Saturday Morning Rant
I am a fairly tolerant mammal. I think pluralism is vital, and have no interest in everyone thinking or believing the same, from religion…
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Marching On With Lesser Footy
I keep forgetting to draft these until I am so deep into #FridayBrain that I can’t really formulate coherent thoughts. That’s ok, footy has…
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February’s Last Saturday – Open Thread
There is footy, though no early-birder. But a reasonably full day, given that the schedule gets fuckety for the Cursed Caribou Cup tomorrow (hopefully…
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Title Battle Begins In Earnest – Lesser Footy Saturday
You get the contenders 1-2-3 (in increasing order of likelihood to succeed, in Hippo’s view), all on USA/NBC. The filthy Redshite play Praise Beesus early…
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Most Unusual Superb Owl (2023 Season) Thoughts
Well, was that a classic or a shitshow? Really, it was both. For 3+ quarters of footy, only the kickers really did anything. Nothing…