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Interesting Lesser Side Piece Stories
Look, there is just one Prem fixture of consquence today, and it’s the Early Bird – City of Men away to Mighty Whitey (7:30,…
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On the Beach Lesser Footy Saturday
Did y’all read this booky-book in high school? Somehow, I didn’t. But I love end of the world/dystopian fiction, so maybe I will put…
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Saturday Footy Miscellany
I thank the esteemed Balls for filling in ably last week. I drove up to London, Ontario for a 2-day visit withmy oldest HippoSpawn. …
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Schadenfreude Footy Nirvana Open Thread
I just have no idea how anything could be more magical than waking up from Thursday’s nap to Redshite nil – Lesser Falacons 3. No,…
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Chasing Glory (Holes?) Saturday Open Thread
Down the stretch they come, like they say in horsey racing. Or maybe I am thinking of the Houston 500?? Anyway, all three Title…
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Saturday Preliminaries Thread
Everton have been playing dreadful footy since the calendar flipped to 2024, but hey – at least I caught wind of another beautiful woman…
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Nihilism Saturday Thread
Ja, Lebowski. Hippo believes in nuh-shing! There really ain’t much going on for the hoopsball non-watcher. I continue to read avidly and pine for the…
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Evening Hoopsball Thread
I am not watching, but Scotchy’s work ethic called and the content monster shall not rest. So you get the below half-assedry! 10MW Colorado…
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Saturday Morning Rant
I am a fairly tolerant mammal. I think pluralism is vital, and have no interest in everyone thinking or believing the same, from religion…
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Marching On With Lesser Footy
I keep forgetting to draft these until I am so deep into #FridayBrain that I can’t really formulate coherent thoughts. That’s ok, footy has…