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Pre-Owl Footy Thread

I have literally fuckall to say, but feel free to post here. I posted Hot Bayern Girl because she must be sad today. The…

You know how some weeks, you wonder if it would be even theoretically possible to give less of a shit? That is Hippo today. …

Hey, guess who TOTES spaced that he agreed to Carpenter sommet out this morning? Watch this, while subbing in Mock Draft with K Hippo! Your…

There being no NFL whatsoever, a man is grateful for a full EPL slate, along with the conclusion of the Afrikan Euros’ Flacco Eight. …

Well, merde. The Narrative Owl it is, and one has to root for the Tomsulas. Speaking of, at least they weren’t GIVEN anything –…

Ugh, another dead/sunless Saturday. No NFL, no Prem. Just more stupid FA Cup ties, including the one I hope Everton loses to Martin Prince’s…

We close the Flacco-Free Flacco Eight, with two very good games. One winner more likeable than the other, but such is life. Fuck or…

Count down the hours until Scotchy heralds in our last full NFL weekend. Oy. Another weird Prem weekend, two fixtures per day. Arsenal will…

How mad do y’all think Jerral is, that he has to wait until after MLK Day to rage-fire Mike McCarthy? How much iced cream…

I don’t really have much to say – but what the hell. A Sunday morning placeholder, I guess! NBC’s matinee was a pretty compelling…