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February’s Last Saturday – Open Thread
There is footy, though no early-birder. But a reasonably full day, given that the schedule gets fuckety for the Cursed Caribou Cup tomorrow (hopefully…
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Title Battle Begins In Earnest – Lesser Footy Saturday
You get the contenders 1-2-3 (in increasing order of likelihood to succeed, in Hippo’s view), all on USA/NBC. The filthy Redshite play Praise Beesus early…
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Most Unusual Superb Owl (2023 Season) Thoughts
Well, was that a classic or a shitshow? Really, it was both. For 3+ quarters of footy, only the kickers really did anything. Nothing…
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Pre-Owl Footy Thread
I have literally fuckall to say, but feel free to post here. I posted Hot Bayern Girl because she must be sad today. The…
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Half-Arsed Saturday Thread
You know how some weeks, you wonder if it would be even theoretically possible to give less of a shit? That is Hippo today. …
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Monday Morning One-Off Mock Draft
Hey, guess who TOTES spaced that he agreed to Carpenter sommet out this morning? Watch this, while subbing in Mock Draft with K Hippo! Your…
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Premiership and Afrika – Togetherness Saturday
There being no NFL whatsoever, a man is grateful for a full EPL slate, along with the conclusion of the Afrikan Euros’ Flacco Eight. …
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Instant Hippo Micro-Thoughts (Championship Sunday, 2023 Season)
Well, merde. The Narrative Owl it is, and one has to root for the Tomsulas. Speaking of, at least they weren’t GIVEN anything –…
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A Bored Murrika Turns Its Eyes to AFRIKA Open Thread!
Ugh, another dead/sunless Saturday. No NFL, no Prem. Just more stupid FA Cup ties, including the one I hope Everton loses to Martin Prince’s…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday (2023 Season)
We close the Flacco-Free Flacco Eight, with two very good games. One winner more likeable than the other, but such is life. Fuck or…