![[DOOR FLIES OPEN]](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DFO-MC-Patch.png)
Author: King Hippo
#feverdream (195) *Not A* Sponsored Post (625) AFL Beat (272) A Selection Of (357) Assholes (373) Bastards (249) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (272) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5094) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (165) Extra Nerdy (326) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (899) futbol (504) Gambling (344) Game Preview (538) horror (175) Insane Shit (1186) Lesser Sports (1072) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (466) Life as We Know It (1058) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (580) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2922) Open Threads (4253) Other (222) Preseason Football Sucks (110) Quotables (243) Recipes (695) Reflections (774) scotch (936) Sexy Friday (510) STORNG TAEK!!1! (318) Sunday Gravy (243) Team Previews (300) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (552) Wumbo Wednesday (175)
-
Instant Hippo Micro-Thoughts (Championship Sunday, 2023 Season)
Well, merde. The Narrative Owl it is, and one has to root for the Tomsulas. Speaking of, at least they weren’t GIVEN anything –…
-
A Bored Murrika Turns Its Eyes to AFRIKA Open Thread!
Ugh, another dead/sunless Saturday. No NFL, no Prem. Just more stupid FA Cup ties, including the one I hope Everton loses to Martin Prince’s…
-
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday (2023 Season)
We close the Flacco-Free Flacco Eight, with two very good games. One winner more likeable than the other, but such is life. Fuck or…
-
Void Remains, Week Two
Count down the hours until Scotchy heralds in our last full NFL weekend. Oy. Another weird Prem weekend, two fixtures per day. Arsenal will…
-
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Sunday (2023 Season)
How mad do y’all think Jerral is, that he has to wait until after MLK Day to rage-fire Mike McCarthy? How much iced cream…
-
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Saturday (2023 Season)
I don’t really have much to say – but what the hell. A Sunday morning placeholder, I guess! NBC’s matinee was a pretty compelling…
-
Wild Card Weekend Warmups!
What tasty treats await us all – presuming one is staying inside watching TV. God help you if you are ATTENDING the Saturday night…
-
JV NFL Finale Open Thread
One last hurrah for Hippo’s favoUrite banner pic! Washington (+5.5) v. Michigan (7:30, ESPN) Oh man, this line just keeps creeping up. I have…
-
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 18, 2023 Season
This is the end, my imaginary friends. The end. I mean, for the regular season. And of course, Happy Afrikan-American Monday, for all who…
-
Into the PeriloUs Void – Early Saturday Open Thread
What, did you wake up and hope to see Premiership footy? And then JV NFL?? Too bad, you get nothing. Absolute fuckall. Well, there are…