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  • Instant Hippo Micro-Thoughts (Championship Sunday, 2023 Season)

    Instant Hippo Micro-Thoughts (Championship Sunday, 2023 Season)

    January 29, 2024

    Well, merde.  The Narrative Owl it is, and one has to root for the Tomsulas. Speaking of, at least they weren’t GIVEN anything –…

  • A Bored Murrika Turns Its Eyes to AFRIKA Open Thread!

    A Bored Murrika Turns Its Eyes to AFRIKA Open Thread!

    January 27, 2024

    Ugh, another dead/sunless Saturday.  No NFL, no Prem.  Just more stupid FA Cup ties, including the one I hope Everton loses to Martin Prince’s…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday (2023 Season)

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday (2023 Season)

    January 22, 2024

    We close the Flacco-Free Flacco Eight, with two very good games.  One winner more likeable than the other, but such is life. Fuck or…

  • Void Remains, Week Two

    Void Remains, Week Two

    January 20, 2024

    Count down the hours until Scotchy heralds in our last full NFL weekend.  Oy. Another weird Prem weekend, two fixtures per day.  Arsenal will…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Sunday (2023 Season)

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Sunday (2023 Season)

    January 15, 2024

    How mad do y’all think Jerral is, that he has to wait until after MLK Day to rage-fire Mike McCarthy?  How much iced cream…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Saturday (2023 Season)

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Saturday (2023 Season)

    January 14, 2024

    I don’t really have much to say – but what the hell.  A Sunday morning placeholder, I guess! NBC’s matinee was a pretty compelling…

  • Wild Card Weekend Warmups!

    Wild Card Weekend Warmups!

    January 13, 2024

    What tasty treats await us all – presuming one is staying inside watching TV.  God help you if you are ATTENDING the Saturday night…

  • JV NFL Finale Open Thread

    JV NFL Finale Open Thread

    January 8, 2024

    One last hurrah for Hippo’s favoUrite banner pic! Washington (+5.5) v. Michigan (7:30, ESPN) Oh man, this line just keeps creeping up.  I have…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 18, 2023 Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 18, 2023 Season

    January 8, 2024

    This is the end, my imaginary friends.  The end.  I mean, for the regular season.  And of course, Happy Afrikan-American Monday, for all who…

  • Into the PeriloUs Void – Early Saturday Open Thread

    Into the PeriloUs Void – Early Saturday Open Thread

    January 6, 2024

    What, did you wake up and hope to see Premiership footy?  And then JV NFL??  Too bad, you get nothing.  Absolute fuckall. Well, there are…

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