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Wild Card Weekend Warmups!
What tasty treats await us all – presuming one is staying inside watching TV. God help you if you are ATTENDING the Saturday night…
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JV NFL Finale Open Thread
One last hurrah for Hippo’s favoUrite banner pic! Washington (+5.5) v. Michigan (7:30, ESPN) Oh man, this line just keeps creeping up. I have…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 18, 2023 Season
This is the end, my imaginary friends. The end. I mean, for the regular season. And of course, Happy Afrikan-American Monday, for all who…
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Into the PeriloUs Void – Early Saturday Open Thread
What, did you wake up and hope to see Premiership footy? And then JV NFL?? Too bad, you get nothing. Absolute fuckall. Well, there are…
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Raging JV Semis Thread (Also Open Monday Yada Yada)
Was everybody amply and appropriately bored with the appetizer games? #MeToo. Now, let’s dig into that main fucking course. Alabama (+2) v. Michigan (5:00,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2023 Season (Plus Final JV Exhibitions)
The roads to the Owl will run through Baltimore, MD and Santa Clara, CA. Congrats to the Ratbirds and Tomsulas for clinching their 1…
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Your (Hopefully and Likely) Penultimate SNF Thread
It seems almost certain we get a Week 18 fixture, since Bills Mafia at LOLfins will be for the AFC East crown. But we…
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A Hippocratic Footballing Good-Bye to 2023
Good morning, and congratulations for making it through another year of Hippo’s nonsense. I will have NFL recap and JV NFL verbal diarrhea for…
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Instant Yuletide Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2023 Season
HO, HO, HO!! Santa Ginger Hammer saved the big goodies for this festive Monday, but we still got to open some socks and cartons…
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Feats of Festivus Strength Thread (with Some Footy)
Welcome to Festivus 2023. We’ve all got ample complaints, I am certain. Happily, we do get an early bird special, and its David Moyes…