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Raging JV Semis Thread (Also Open Monday Yada Yada)
Was everybody amply and appropriately bored with the appetizer games? #MeToo. Now, let’s dig into that main fucking course. Alabama (+2) v. Michigan (5:00,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2023 Season (Plus Final JV Exhibitions)
The roads to the Owl will run through Baltimore, MD and Santa Clara, CA. Congrats to the Ratbirds and Tomsulas for clinching their 1…
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Your (Hopefully and Likely) Penultimate SNF Thread
It seems almost certain we get a Week 18 fixture, since Bills Mafia at LOLfins will be for the AFC East crown. But we…
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A Hippocratic Footballing Good-Bye to 2023
Good morning, and congratulations for making it through another year of Hippo’s nonsense. I will have NFL recap and JV NFL verbal diarrhea for…
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Instant Yuletide Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2023 Season
HO, HO, HO!! Santa Ginger Hammer saved the big goodies for this festive Monday, but we still got to open some socks and cartons…
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Feats of Festivus Strength Thread (with Some Footy)
Welcome to Festivus 2023. We’ve all got ample complaints, I am certain. Happily, we do get an early bird special, and its David Moyes…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2023 Season
Oh my. My, my, my. Every game can’t be a Van Gogh, but we will always have Lake Effect Bearsenschiesse (h/t LemonJello). Because our DUUUUUVVVVAAALLLL…
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Ides +1 of December Football-ganza
We have lots of Premiership fun, lots of super-duper mediocre JV NFL exhibitions. Our esteemed scotchnaut will be here shortly to cover the real…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2023 Season
Oh, it was a rainy Sunday on the East Coast, including at the HippoLair. I tried to nap, truly. As with most things in…
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Welcome to Hayell! – Sad Sportsball Calendar Open Thread
The abyss, it layeth before thee. Just so happens, I heard this tune while driving mid-week: I am reasonably sure that this group had…