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A Hippocratic Footballing Good-Bye to 2023
Good morning, and congratulations for making it through another year of Hippo’s nonsense. I will have NFL recap and JV NFL verbal diarrhea for…
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Instant Yuletide Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2023 Season
HO, HO, HO!! Santa Ginger Hammer saved the big goodies for this festive Monday, but we still got to open some socks and cartons…
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Feats of Festivus Strength Thread (with Some Footy)
Welcome to Festivus 2023. We’ve all got ample complaints, I am certain. Happily, we do get an early bird special, and its David Moyes…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2023 Season
Oh my. My, my, my. Every game can’t be a Van Gogh, but we will always have Lake Effect Bearsenschiesse (h/t LemonJello). Because our DUUUUUVVVVAAALLLL…
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Ides +1 of December Football-ganza
We have lots of Premiership fun, lots of super-duper mediocre JV NFL exhibitions. Our esteemed scotchnaut will be here shortly to cover the real…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2023 Season
Oh, it was a rainy Sunday on the East Coast, including at the HippoLair. I tried to nap, truly. As with most things in…
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Welcome to Hayell! – Sad Sportsball Calendar Open Thread
The abyss, it layeth before thee. Just so happens, I heard this tune while driving mid-week: I am reasonably sure that this group had…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – “Lucky” Week 13, 2023 Season
December is here, the temperature is 75F inside the HippoLair. Almost had to put the a/c on, but I worried my dead father would…
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Wafer Thin Mints – JV NFL Winds Down Open Thread
Man, oh man. We needed a third late show here. This is some dire fucking shit. But let’s get on with it. Ballsy: It’s…
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Enter December JV NFL Championship Saturday Thread
Yes, all good things must come to an end. But first, we have Lesser Footy – which thankfully is fairly infinite its benevolence. No…