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Instant Hippo Thoughts – “Lucky” Week 13, 2023 Season
December is here, the temperature is 75F inside the HippoLair. Almost had to put the a/c on, but I worried my dead father would…
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Wafer Thin Mints – JV NFL Winds Down Open Thread
Man, oh man. We needed a third late show here. This is some dire fucking shit. But let’s get on with it. Ballsy: It’s…
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Enter December JV NFL Championship Saturday Thread
Yes, all good things must come to an end. But first, we have Lesser Footy – which thankfully is fairly infinite its benevolence. No…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2023 Season
Oh man, it just hit me – does a SeaTruther loss in Week TWAAAALLLLLVVVE hurt worse? Like time and a half? But that was…
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Last Full JV Night Thread
Man, am I ever going to miss this feeling. Of having the multitudes for FITBAW sustenance. But for every season, yada yada. As Sir…
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Holiday House Saturday Lesser Footy
I guess it makes sense to feature this during Thanksgiving: Fuck, ain’t that just amazing work? Now, exit your nostalgic stupor, we’ve got FOOTBALL…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2023 Season
For real, y’all. It’s getting late early. Maybe for those who love life in general, all year round feels like FITBAW season. But that…
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Nighttime Boogey Hot JV Action Open Thread
Fortunately, the nighttime offerings from the JV gods are improved. Ballsy: Hippo, why no mention this morning of the traditional Big 10 Battle between…
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Reflections on Redemption and Some JV NFL Previews
There is no Premiership action this morning. Hope you remembered to sleep in. This Autumn has been interesting for Hippo, to say the least. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2023 Season
Yes, I am angrily pilled to the gills. Let’s see how much Hippo can remember about these past 14 hours! Oh dear God, did…