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  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2023 Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2023 Season

    November 20, 2023

    For real, y’all.  It’s getting late early.  Maybe for those who love life in general, all year round feels like FITBAW season.  But that…

  • Nighttime Boogey Hot JV Action Open Thread

    Nighttime Boogey Hot JV Action Open Thread

    November 18, 2023

    Fortunately, the nighttime offerings from the JV gods are improved. Ballsy:  Hippo, why no mention this morning of the traditional Big 10 Battle between…

  • Reflections on Redemption and Some JV NFL Previews

    Reflections on Redemption and Some JV NFL Previews

    November 18, 2023

    There is no Premiership action this morning.  Hope you remembered to sleep in. This Autumn has been interesting for Hippo, to say the least. …

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2023 Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2023 Season

    November 13, 2023

    Yes, I am angrily pilled to the gills.  Let’s see how much Hippo can remember about these past 14 hours! Oh dear God, did…

  • 12 Nov 2023 Mandatorium FINALE NFL Thread

    12 Nov 2023 Mandatorium FINALE NFL Thread

    November 12, 2023

    We made it.  Laughed, cried, set a few fires.  SO MANY MEMORIES.  Just one last game to churn through… (unrelated Tame Impala song) Jets…

  • 12 Nov 2023 Mandatorium Session #3 NFL Thread

    12 Nov 2023 Mandatorium Session #3 NFL Thread

    November 12, 2023

    Just 7 MOAR hours to go.  Come on y’all, we GOT THIS!! (unrelated Silversun Pickups song follows) Falcons (-2.5) at Qards (4:05, CBS) Oh…

  • 12 Nov 2023 Mandatorium Session #2 NFL Thread

    12 Nov 2023 Mandatorium Session #2 NFL Thread

    November 12, 2023

    Hello, y’all.  The half-assing it substitute teacher is IN! These is your early afternoon offerings, crafted lovingly in Ginger Hammer’s kitchen FOAR YOU: Texans…

  • 11/11 JV NVL Night Thread

    11/11 JV NVL Night Thread

    November 11, 2023

    Treasure these full sportsball days while we got ’em, y’all.  Plenty of good shit, once again. Ballsy: Speaking of, I highly recommend Metamucil. Ole…

  • Veteran’s Day Weekend Lesser Footy Morning

    Veteran’s Day Weekend Lesser Footy Morning

    November 11, 2023

    I guess my law firm must HATE TEH TROOPZ because we get neither Friday nor Monday off.  But that’s ok, I do all my…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2023 Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2023 Season

    November 6, 2023

    We’uns approximately 50% of the way through the NFL regular season.  Week 9 brought pills, thrills, and bellyaches – just maybe not exactly where…

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