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  • 12 Nov 2023 Mandatorium FINALE NFL Thread

    12 Nov 2023 Mandatorium FINALE NFL Thread

    November 12, 2023

    We made it.  Laughed, cried, set a few fires.  SO MANY MEMORIES.  Just one last game to churn through… (unrelated Tame Impala song) Jets…

  • 12 Nov 2023 Mandatorium Session #3 NFL Thread

    12 Nov 2023 Mandatorium Session #3 NFL Thread

    November 12, 2023

    Just 7 MOAR hours to go.  Come on y’all, we GOT THIS!! (unrelated Silversun Pickups song follows) Falcons (-2.5) at Qards (4:05, CBS) Oh…

  • 12 Nov 2023 Mandatorium Session #2 NFL Thread

    12 Nov 2023 Mandatorium Session #2 NFL Thread

    November 12, 2023

    Hello, y’all.  The half-assing it substitute teacher is IN! These is your early afternoon offerings, crafted lovingly in Ginger Hammer’s kitchen FOAR YOU: Texans…

  • 11/11 JV NVL Night Thread

    11/11 JV NVL Night Thread

    November 11, 2023

    Treasure these full sportsball days while we got ’em, y’all.  Plenty of good shit, once again. Ballsy: Speaking of, I highly recommend Metamucil. Ole…

  • Veteran’s Day Weekend Lesser Footy Morning

    Veteran’s Day Weekend Lesser Footy Morning

    November 11, 2023

    I guess my law firm must HATE TEH TROOPZ because we get neither Friday nor Monday off.  But that’s ok, I do all my…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2023 Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2023 Season

    November 6, 2023

    We’uns approximately 50% of the way through the NFL regular season.  Week 9 brought pills, thrills, and bellyaches – just maybe not exactly where…

  • 4 November Evening Glory

    4 November Evening Glory

    November 4, 2023

    Oh my cats, y’all.  Hope you got a nap in, and/or have some trucker speed on hand.  DELICIOUS late slate ahoy! Ballsy: I recommend…

  • November Delight – JV NFL and Lesser Footy Extravaganza

    November Delight – JV NFL and Lesser Footy Extravaganza

    November 4, 2023

    Nut cuttin’ time is here, y’all.  Also, I apologize in advance for next week’s stupid international break.  Don’t forget to wave at the Clubhouse degenerates…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2023 Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2023 Season

    October 30, 2023

    Streaks broken, vengeance earned, bullshit luckiness collisions, ded footballers everywhere.  Let’s dive right in! Death #1 came in the Meadowlands, where the “visiting” Jest…

  • 28 October 2023 Uncreative Night Thread

    28 October 2023 Uncreative Night Thread

    October 28, 2023

    Has everyone had just the bestest day?  Since I’m the only (living) Wolven Sort around (paging Warthog!), I knew y’all would have.  Talk about el…

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