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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2023 Season
For real, y’all. It’s getting late early. Maybe for those who love life in general, all year round feels like FITBAW season. But that…
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Nighttime Boogey Hot JV Action Open Thread
Fortunately, the nighttime offerings from the JV gods are improved. Ballsy: Hippo, why no mention this morning of the traditional Big 10 Battle between…
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Reflections on Redemption and Some JV NFL Previews
There is no Premiership action this morning. Hope you remembered to sleep in. This Autumn has been interesting for Hippo, to say the least. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2023 Season
Yes, I am angrily pilled to the gills. Let’s see how much Hippo can remember about these past 14 hours! Oh dear God, did…
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12 Nov 2023 Mandatorium FINALE NFL Thread
We made it. Laughed, cried, set a few fires. SO MANY MEMORIES. Just one last game to churn through… (unrelated Tame Impala song) Jets…
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12 Nov 2023 Mandatorium Session #3 NFL Thread
Just 7 MOAR hours to go. Come on y’all, we GOT THIS!! (unrelated Silversun Pickups song follows) Falcons (-2.5) at Qards (4:05, CBS) Oh…
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12 Nov 2023 Mandatorium Session #2 NFL Thread
Hello, y’all. The half-assing it substitute teacher is IN! These is your early afternoon offerings, crafted lovingly in Ginger Hammer’s kitchen FOAR YOU: Texans…
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11/11 JV NVL Night Thread
Treasure these full sportsball days while we got ’em, y’all. Plenty of good shit, once again. Ballsy: Speaking of, I highly recommend Metamucil. Ole…
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Veteran’s Day Weekend Lesser Footy Morning
I guess my law firm must HATE TEH TROOPZ because we get neither Friday nor Monday off. But that’s ok, I do all my…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2023 Season
We’uns approximately 50% of the way through the NFL regular season. Week 9 brought pills, thrills, and bellyaches – just maybe not exactly where…