Nighttime Boogey Hot JV Action Open Thread

Fortunately, the nighttime offerings from the JV gods are improved.

Ballsy:  Hippo, why no mention this morning of the traditional Big 10 Battle between USC and UCLA??? For shame!

California (-6.5) at Stanford (6:30, PAC-12)

And the band is on the field!  Nothing is ever quite going to top THAT.  The Golden Shower Bears would be bowl-eligible if they win out.  Which they won’t.

Ballsy: This is the NoCal version of USC-UCLA, more commonly known as the The Techies versus The Hippies. Seriously, you can smell the patchouli within a mile of Berkeley.

Kansas State (-7.5) at Kansas (7:00, FS1)

That hissing sound you hear might be the air leaking out of the Jayhawks’ balloon.  Or you have a snek in the house, yikes!  Unded Bill Snyders aiming to get to the Big Twaaaalllve title game and take revenge on Steerfuckers South.  They needs a win tonight.

Ballsy: Does Kansas have good looking girls? I have no idea.

Washington (+2.5) at Oregon State (7:30, ABC)

Penix and Palz have been living dangerously of late.  But an A (or at least A-) game will be required in Corvallis – or they’ll be unblemished no MOAR.  Niiiiiiccccce Beaver will fuck you up if you ain’t careful.

Ballsy: The Beavs have a tough closing schedule. This game and then Oregon. They can certainly play spoiler, but for who? Methinks they’ll save their effort for Oregon.

Florida (+11.5) at Missouri (7:30, ESPN)

Man, never thought I’d see the Florida Men double digit underdogs to Mizzou.  But strange times, they are upon us.  I don’t think an upset is out of the question, given Mizzou coming off last week’s emotional high.  Caveat emptor.

Ballsy: Y’all need to watch Matt Mitchell’s SEC weekly YouTube videos. They’re hilarious. That will help you understand what Darth Mizz is.

Texas (-7.5) at Iowa State (8:00, Fox)

I really hope Steerfuckers South are believing their own bullshit.  If so, maybe Cornpone State trips them up.  I would really, REALLY enjoy that.

Ballsy: Have I mentioned that I like Texas?