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Back in the Saddle to Close October – JV NFL and Lesser Footy

Damn, I will miss October. Perfect month, with conference schedules heating up, NFL taking things up a notch, being able to shut down the…

Look, it’s not like I see everything being ok in the world just because the Donks (WOO!!) finally won a FITBAW match. No, it’s…

I think Scotchy might be passed out, so here you go. Dolphins (+3) at Iggles (8:20, NBC) 5-1 from the AFC against 5-1 from…

Yes, indeed. At least that’s one pissed-offedness trigger that’s on bye. Huzzah, universe! Ballsy: It’s a good thing my alma mater sucks at football…

Because, goddamnit. It’s Derby Day, and as usual we have no fucking chance to even swindle a point out of those Redshite Motherfuckers. The game…

Well, looky-loo. We have waded one-third of the way through the regular season. With one turd of a Week 6 slate. Closing out this…

Universe apparently thinks we’ve suffered enough. But not Hippo – fuck that guy, he’ll watch his team lose to Duke (8:00 on ACCN if…

You’d think we’d get a better schedule from the universe, with no morning Lesser Footy to enjoy. But noooooo, the universe say fuck all y’all,…

What a time to be alive, eh? Some things happened yesterday, and here is what I discrened about a subset of said things. We…

I hope the early fixtures amused and/or delighted you. Here’s a 2nd helping, getting up limbered up for tomorrow’s MANDATORY 14 hours of NFL glory.…