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4 November Evening Glory
Oh my cats, y’all. Hope you got a nap in, and/or have some trucker speed on hand. DELICIOUS late slate ahoy! Ballsy: I recommend…
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November Delight – JV NFL and Lesser Footy Extravaganza
Nut cuttin’ time is here, y’all. Also, I apologize in advance for next week’s stupid international break. Don’t forget to wave at the Clubhouse degenerates…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2023 Season
Streaks broken, vengeance earned, bullshit luckiness collisions, ded footballers everywhere. Let’s dive right in! Death #1 came in the Meadowlands, where the “visiting” Jest…
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28 October 2023 Uncreative Night Thread
Has everyone had just the bestest day? Since I’m the only (living) Wolven Sort around (paging Warthog!), I knew y’all would have. Talk about el…
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Back in the Saddle to Close October – JV NFL and Lesser Footy
Damn, I will miss October. Perfect month, with conference schedules heating up, NFL taking things up a notch, being able to shut down the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2023 Season
Look, it’s not like I see everything being ok in the world just because the Donks (WOO!!) finally won a FITBAW match. No, it’s…
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Iggles/LOLfins SNF THRILLA Thread
I think Scotchy might be passed out, so here you go. Dolphins (+3) at Iggles (8:20, NBC) 5-1 from the AFC against 5-1 from…
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“At Least the Wolven Sort Don’t Play” JV NFL Night Thread
Yes, indeed. At least that’s one pissed-offedness trigger that’s on bye. Huzzah, universe! Ballsy: It’s a good thing my alma mater sucks at football…
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The “Why Grandpa Hippo Is Extra Angry” Lesser Footy Thread
Because, goddamnit. It’s Derby Day, and as usual we have no fucking chance to even swindle a point out of those Redshite Motherfuckers. The game…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2023 Season
Well, looky-loo. We have waded one-third of the way through the regular season. With one turd of a Week 6 slate. Closing out this…