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The Hunt FOAR JV NFL October – 7 Oct Early Thread
Some weeks, I just can’t really be arsed to preview all the Lesser Footy. Especially with the German Elton John up on his cross…
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Bonus Thursday Night Hippo FITBAW Coverage
Bearistocrats! (+6) at Commies (8:15, Amazon Prime) What a country. Our FITBAW fix served up to us by….our home delivery overlords. The feed was…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2023 Season
Don’t you just love the MANDATORY 14-hour marathon watches? I sure does. But shiiiiiit fahr, is it difficult to remember enough about it all…
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Closing a FIne Lesser September – Part teh Second
Enjoy your nap? GOOD. Because it’s time to up our couch potato game, yo. Ballsy: I’m back! At first, I was going to complain…
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Closing a FIne Lesser September – Part teh First
September is such a beautiful time of year, and not just for the “windows down” time in the car. That does make the outside…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2023 Season
DonT sent the banner pic earlier this week. You can’t read the caption because it’s that kind of timeline – but it sagely reads: When you’re…
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Teh Hippo n Ballsy Komedy Saturday Night JV Footy Thread
A gloriously full night slate this week. Let’s just pretend last Saturday never happened, ok? Ballsy: SO HAPPY to see the Cougettes on tonight’s…
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Glory Hallelujah, First Fall Saturday 2023
Technically, it was still summer before. And summer can get right fucked. It’s not all rainbows and sunshine, as we get NO early morning…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2023 Season
Some weeks, one just wonders how the universe will make everything worse. That’s not to say that one doesn’t EXPECT everything to get worse. …
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Night FITBAW Deserves a Quiet Night?
Well, I’d rather have it be noisy. The schedulers disagree. though. Ballsy: Oh, the Colorado Derby will be quite noisy! The Colorado State coach…