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“At Least the Wolven Sort Don’t Play” JV NFL Night Thread

Yes, indeed. At least that’s one pissed-offedness trigger that’s on bye. Huzzah, universe! Ballsy: It’s a good thing my alma mater sucks at football…

Because, goddamnit. It’s Derby Day, and as usual we have no fucking chance to even swindle a point out of those Redshite Motherfuckers. The game…

Well, looky-loo. We have waded one-third of the way through the regular season. With one turd of a Week 6 slate. Closing out this…

Universe apparently thinks we’ve suffered enough. But not Hippo – fuck that guy, he’ll watch his team lose to Duke (8:00 on ACCN if…

You’d think we’d get a better schedule from the universe, with no morning Lesser Footy to enjoy. But noooooo, the universe say fuck all y’all,…

What a time to be alive, eh? Some things happened yesterday, and here is what I discrened about a subset of said things. We…

I hope the early fixtures amused and/or delighted you. Here’s a 2nd helping, getting up limbered up for tomorrow’s MANDATORY 14 hours of NFL glory.…

Some weeks, I just can’t really be arsed to preview all the Lesser Footy. Especially with the German Elton John up on his cross…

Bearistocrats! (+6) at Commies (8:15, Amazon Prime) What a country. Our FITBAW fix served up to us by….our home delivery overlords. The feed was…

Don’t you just love the MANDATORY 14-hour marathon watches? I sure does. But shiiiiiit fahr, is it difficult to remember enough about it all…