Not-Yet Chilly October Nights – JV NFL-palooza

I hope the early fixtures amused and/or delighted you.  Here’s a 2nd helping, getting up limbered up for tomorrow’s MANDATORY 14 hours of NFL glory.

Ballsy:  I’m back! I do not guarantee attendance at tomorrow’s mandatory Footy. I will do my best, Mr. Hippo, but I needs my beauty sleep!

Kenfucky (+14.5) at Georgia (7:00, ESPN)

Prove It week again for the Blue Moons, between the hedges against a vulnerable Jawja squad.  Kenfucky never, ever capitalizes on circumstances like this.  But this seems like waaaayyyyy too many points, and I feel like UGA just might see its luck run out this week.  Thanks in advance for the Cats making me look like a dumbass.

Ballsy: I always read Hippo’s “Jawja” as “Jawa” and that gets me thinking of Jabba The Hut and that gets me thinking of this:

Which leads to

And then I forget what we were talking about.

Michigan (-19.5) at Minnesota (7:30, NBC)

Really hope for something, ANYTHING to shake things up in the B1G.  But one suspects we will be waiting for 2024 on that front (all the new “middle class” teams).

Ballsy: USC is going to come visit you in North Carolina and take away your pills if you call them middle class again. Go ahead, USC DARES YOU!

Fresno State (-6) at Wyoming (8:00, Fox)

This is Wyoming’s SECOND network TV, primetime showcase.  They beat Guns Up! in a CBS-aired thriller, now they get a chance to ruin Fresno’s Cinderella run.  Looking forward to a tough, physical battle.

Ballsy: Our local Fresno State fan will let us know if the Bulldogs will cover. These Bulldogs are much cooler than the Jabba The Hut kind, but are their cheerleaders hotter? You decide!!

Texas Tech (-1.5) at Baylor (8:00, ESPN2)

Sometimes, you just need to highlight a fun, shootout-type game.  This is one of those nights (plus the cheerleaders).

Ballsy: You said cheerleaders? Also, FUCK YEAH cowboy boots!

Oregon State (-9.5) at Cal (10:00, PAC-12)

Again with the PAC-12 network bullshit.  The only even slightly watchable Tweaker Fixture, no less.  Cal is a tougher out than usual, and Niiiiiiiice Beaver could use a “no drama” road win.

Ballsy: I guess the Beavs are trying to drive up the value of the PAC 12 Network before it becomes their and Washington State’s property? Good luck with that!

/ checks box on “post armpit fetish pic” row

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