Bonus Thursday Night Hippo FITBAW Coverage

Bearistocrats! (+6) at Commies (8:15, Amazon Prime)

What a country.  Our FITBAW fix served up to us by….our home delivery overlords.  The feed was shitty last week, at least for me.  Or the last time I watched?  I may have over-napped last week.

Anyway, I have a random feeling that Chi**** wins this.  Is it mostly Hippo hating Rebecca Malone way, waaaaayyyyyy MOAR than Strawberry Fields (who is really just an amiable dope, in my view)?  MAYBE.  But I expect them to run the ball this week, and wait for the Commies to fuck up (ie, turn the ball over – Ms. Malone’s specialty).  I take their semi-competence at the Iggles on Sunday with a grain of salt.  Division games are weird, and PHI has played in second gear most of 2023 (to date),

Fantasy advice?  Khalil Herbert.  Maybe Cole Kmet.  The Bearistocrats! D/ST, if you are a true riverboat gambler (unlike Ron Rivera, playing for OT on the road against a superior opponent).  Vodka Hippo (aka Stoma Fuckers Utd.) will play DJ Moore, but I expect Rivera to scheme to limit him.  I just have no good options/alternatives.

Anyway, it will be hilarious to see all the Chi****land HAWT TAEKS gnashing their teeth about screwing up draft position.  But take consolation in the Black Panthers falling to 0-5 this weekend.  Inshallah, it is written.

Oh wait, maybe you is thinkin’ “Hey Hippo, I wanna have a laugh about someone fatter and shittier than me!” – well, Josh Marshall has ya covered.

Enjoy your booze, pills, and/or intoxicants of choice.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

I just woke up. How fares Europe?

Dunstan

Well, they haven’t had a hit since “The Final Countdown,” but it still brings in royalties from sports arenas, so they’re alright I guess.

2Pack

I still hear it every time I visit Germany, they just can’t let that one go.

2Pack

Partly cloudy, mid 80’s, and sadly fewer halter tops and micro shorts on da women’s…

Sharkbait
WCS

Chase Claypool is the real winner tonight. Without him, none of this would be possible.

Brocky

Give him a gameball!

WCS

He’s a jagoff Jay Cutler.

Brick Meathook

Wow!

Brocky

Lol I just saw someone on the post game wearing a trubisky jersey

Brocky

, you said you were counting jerseys of teams not playing, does that include redacteds?

jjfozz

THE LAST TIME I SAW THIS MANY BEARS SO HAPPY IT WAS THREE FOR ONE SHOTS AT THE MANHOLE STRIP CLUB

WCS

Riverboat Ron is demoted to OceanGate Titan Ron.

Credit to Gatorades.

fleshwound_NPG

innertube ron

jjfozz

Gonna get sappy for a econd:

If it werent’ for tis communicty, and the fun you al bring on a daily basise, i woudl be a scrayz crazy as a shit outse rat.

jjfozz

Trying again. “Crazy as a shithouse rat”. That is a family saying. I have no idea where it came from. Maybe the fact we are all fuckgin stoned to the bone insane.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

The fumes starve their little ratty brains of oxygen, you see

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Love you too, Fozz. Go sober up

BrettFavresColonoscopy

All credit for that win to Dick Butkus hanging out in the Neitherworld waiting room.

jjfozz

He just blindsided the Archangel Gabriel

Horatio Cornblower

He’s finally reunited with Virginia McCaske…hold on.

Doktor Zymm

Can go either way, real job wife and kids or dead from heroin cut with rat poison. Those are the only two options once you move into a van down by the river

fleshwound_NPG

bears…win…bears…win?

Brocky

I still don’t believe it

jjfozz

My middle son could be on the Olympic Beer Shotgunning Team. He is amazing. He is also 15. Fuck.

Brocky

I didn’t have my first beer till college.

Interpret that how you wish

jjfozz

He is a fucking out of control animal, all of my efforts, out of work, are dedicated to keeping him from causing an international incident.

He is a shit magnet

Redshirt

“The first two lessons my father taught me was ‘Your name is my name, your mother’s name, and your family’s name. Your actions reflect on all of us.’ and ‘Our love for you is unconditional but its guarantee we’ll bail you out of jail.'”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hey Fozz, do I hang onto Justice Hill or cut my losses on him?

jjfozz

I would hang onto him, word on the streetis he’s comign back.