Bonus Thursday Night Hippo FITBAW Coverage

Bearistocrats! (+6) at Commies (8:15, Amazon Prime)

What a country.  Our FITBAW fix served up to us by….our home delivery overlords.  The feed was shitty last week, at least for me.  Or the last time I watched?  I may have over-napped last week.

Anyway, I have a random feeling that Chi**** wins this.  Is it mostly Hippo hating Rebecca Malone way, waaaaayyyyyy MOAR than Strawberry Fields (who is really just an amiable dope, in my view)?  MAYBE.  But I expect them to run the ball this week, and wait for the Commies to fuck up (ie, turn the ball over – Ms. Malone’s specialty).  I take their semi-competence at the Iggles on Sunday with a grain of salt.  Division games are weird, and PHI has played in second gear most of 2023 (to date),

Fantasy advice?  Khalil Herbert.  Maybe Cole Kmet.  The Bearistocrats! D/ST, if you are a true riverboat gambler (unlike Ron Rivera, playing for OT on the road against a superior opponent).  Vodka Hippo (aka Stoma Fuckers Utd.) will play DJ Moore, but I expect Rivera to scheme to limit him.  I just have no good options/alternatives.

Anyway, it will be hilarious to see all the Chi****land HAWT TAEKS gnashing their teeth about screwing up draft position.  But take consolation in the Black Panthers falling to 0-5 this weekend.  Inshallah, it is written.

Oh wait, maybe you is thinkin’ “Hey Hippo, I wanna have a laugh about someone fatter and shittier than me!” – well, Josh Marshall has ya covered.

Enjoy your booze, pills, and/or intoxicants of choice.