Bearistocrats! (+6) at Commies (8:15, Amazon Prime)
What a country. Our FITBAW fix served up to us by….our home delivery overlords. The feed was shitty last week, at least for me. Or the last time I watched? I may have over-napped last week.
Anyway, I have a random feeling that Chi**** wins this. Is it mostly Hippo hating Rebecca Malone way, waaaaayyyyyy MOAR than Strawberry Fields (who is really just an amiable dope, in my view)? MAYBE. But I expect them to run the ball this week, and wait for the Commies to fuck up (ie, turn the ball over – Ms. Malone’s specialty). I take their semi-competence at the Iggles on Sunday with a grain of salt. Division games are weird, and PHI has played in second gear most of 2023 (to date),
Fantasy advice? Khalil Herbert. Maybe Cole Kmet. The Bearistocrats! D/ST, if you are a true riverboat gambler (unlike Ron Rivera, playing for OT on the road against a superior opponent). Vodka Hippo (aka Stoma Fuckers Utd.) will play DJ Moore, but I expect Rivera to scheme to limit him. I just have no good options/alternatives.
Anyway, it will be hilarious to see all the Chi****land HAWT TAEKS gnashing their teeth about screwing up draft position. But take consolation in the Black Panthers falling to 0-5 this weekend. Inshallah, it is written.
Oh wait, maybe you is thinkin’ “Hey Hippo, I wanna have a laugh about someone fatter and shittier than me!” – well, Josh Marshall has ya covered.
Enjoy your booze, pills, and/or intoxicants of choice.
Don’t Blasingame, blame the player
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE
I want to eat that guy’s heart. Raw.
tank commander justin zhukov fields halts his might tanks and the commies in solidarity lay down their arms and salute a fallen legendary hero tonight
My oldest son and his friend just won $300 on that touchdown.
My middle son celebrated by running into the shower and pouring a beer on his crotch.
I feel like I have failed, and succeeded, as a father.
Also, I am not lying.
None of them have the clap? You are a winner!
Well, so far. The Middle Fozz Spawn is into three things: football, beer, and footballw
Really pissed I left fields on the bench. The DJ 40 points helps a little bit.
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Oh so probably bears win good for them
I like those apples
And here come the pretzels!
dj moore seizes the means of fantasy WR production
Three RBs out? Who’s the running back for Chicago?
/raises hand
Some AI-generated drone named “Blasingame”
Playsingame was too obvious
Alright, I tried the nuclear daiquiri again but with Genepy instead of green chartreuse. First sip the herbal flavor was more pronounced than the original but either I’m drunk or it’s more balanced now (or both). The finish isn’t as good here but it gets the job done.
Filtering it through one’s own sock will get rid of that aftertaste
-Jim T
I haven’t seen so many Commanders abandon ship since the Spanish Armada
commies letting a poor FB put up decent stats to match the rich numbers of the RBs tonight
fuck every politician. fuck them. fuck them with a 10 foot metal spike.
Holy shit, 4th and 34!
Writes in notebook. Game over.
The Ghost of Dick Butkus strikes!
OceanGate Ron play calling
This deserves more recognition.
Holy Norwood, that was unexpected
YUUUUGE SHANK
WOMP WOMP
Nawt coincidence that shitty teams have more injuries. Also nawt coincidence that dumb looking teams have more losses
“he’s not coaching not to lose”
HES BEEN IN SOFT COVERAGE/PREVENT SINCE THE END OF HALFTIME
2nd and 30 in Ruston, LA
JV NFL Blitz!
Terry: both an excellet type of cloth and reciever
There’s a lesson here for all DBs: TURN YOU HEAD AND LOOK FOR THE BALL!!!
Archer – Phrasing Compilation – YouTube
And don’t throw your hands up like Shaggy!
But it wasn’t him!
flacco flag!
DENIED!
/Turns to the game for the 12th time tonight
//12th time it’s been a commercial or within 1 play of a commercial
I’m officially on strike from this shit
That’s why Redzone rules
/Mrs GTD can’t remember the name so calls it “Red hot” instead
Now that song wil always be the Red Hot Muzak.
not blaming eberflus for the offense doing nothing since everything needed to milk clock is dead
but holy shit, his defensive “coverage”
On the plus side, relatively injury free game! (cue something horrific)
Nope, that’s just Ravens games.
I’m not saying Chicago should put Cocaine Bear in on D, but it couldn’t hurt
Good fun if nothing else
Benwah
Balls
Still hate the unis. Isn’t there a rule somewhere that a team has to play in its own colors? Or can everyone just randomly masquerade as different teams now?
even when the bears arent committing to the tank, the tank commits to them (with the lead late, all the RBs are dead, center dead, using backup linemen)
I saw a lady with a Maryland flag tshirt at Santiago de Compostela
Did she smell like old bay and drive like Stevie Wonder on acid?
That is a very cool flag. I liked the football helmets that used it, instead of the Terps one.
Gawd, the over use of the Maryland flag here in Maryland is fucking out of hand.
An seemingly insurmountable 2nd Half Bears lead? Where have I seen this before?
Mrs. Cola just said we saw this same shit last week.
Guess I have to share this again….
https://youtu.be/i3O-kYwM8qY?si=VwOrohNbPSW2TNn1
Wha ta fucking horrilbe movie
a TAD early coverage there
Good to see Eberflus is committed to his plan of getting Fields killed and using his fullback as if he wasn’t a fullback no matter what.
all the running backs are dead
Yes and his play calling hasn’t adjusted at all
there is no option to adjust to other than fields running (and maybe dying)
It’s Chicago, this is the only possible way a QB can get paid
I’m so glad I didn’t let anyone talk me into shlepping to Landover for this.
Hope the family Jello is enjoying it, though.
This is what losing to Denver does to you people.
Did like 3 bears just die on that 2 point attempt?
Those c’mere Lovie eyes…
The Commies might have to be careful not to score too quickly.
Just kidding, Eberflus will hand this to them if it gets tight enough.
“Magic Johnson has his hands in a lot of things.”
Yes, Al. He does. And he did. . .
THIS AT&T GIRL ON THE AIRPLANE, I CALL HER A FLOTATION DEVICE BECAUSE . . .WELL, SHE HAS HUGE JUGS
devilish jugs
I’D HAVE CALLED HER AN AQUARIUS.
Alright, Sharky, I couldn’t find my over proof rum without tearing apart my cabinets, so regular rum but everything else for a nuclear daiquiri. I kind of want to try it with the citrus rum I picked up in Sydney but I may just try the next one with Genepy to see how I feel about it as a chartreuse substitute.
Love it.
Check the back office for what I was messing around with before this drink.
Balls says while nodding at his missus.
You know, raw ether works miracles. And isn’t as complicated.
I’m sorry, but Kevin Hart peaked in 40 Year Old Virgin
“I once peaked in a 14 Year Old Virgin” — Matt Gaetz
I don’t understand the words you’re saying so I have to assume it’s disrespect.
Amazing.
Funniest part of that movie.
I’m partial to “my uncle used to drive a ho runner” but there are a lot of contenders.
2nd half bears basically running a b-team plus fields/moore (everybody ded) and still getting in scoring position