Treasure these full sportsball days while we got ’em, y’all. Plenty of good shit, once again.
Ballsy: Speaking of, I highly recommend Metamucil.
Ole Miss (+10.5) at Georgia (7:00, ESPN)
Jawja sure is living right. They have tough games on their schedule, just every one (except next week’s trip to Knoxville) is between the hedges. Very difficult to beat Kirby Smart there. This one should be fairly competitive, though.
Ballsy: Their school system may be bottom of the barrel, but they do have good looking ladies…
West By God Virginia (+13) at Okiehoma (7:00, Fox)
I’m pilled up enough to call my shot – Fuckers du Cousins get the JERB DUN against Steerfuckers North. I like it when schizo fan bases get some extreme highs and lows, and Boomer Sooner would qualify with a loss here.
Ballsy: This lovely lady races dirt cars!
Texas (-10) at TCU (7:30, ABC)
I really, REALLY wish I was feeling this one, but alas – this group of Steerfuckers survive easily. A bit of Second Season Syndrome for Sonny Dykes’ Bloodeyes.
Ballsy: You’ve got to love the expressions on their faces!
Florida (+13.5) at LSU (7:30, SECN)
I sense danger for Brian Kelly’s Cajuns here, but it’s probably just swamp gas. Baton Rouge’s night environment is second to none, however.
Ballsy: When will Florida Woman be a thing? Equal opportunity y’all!
Southern Cal (+15) at Oregon (10:30, Fox)
Do Caleb and Palz have enough pride to make a game out of this? Whatever the “over” is, deffo not high enough. This is going to be Tweaker Pinball.
Ballsy: Wet USC Song Girls for the Hippo!
Given his profile, what would be the best plan to get a letter to Tarrio that he’d actually read? Sure, he’ll stop after one sentence (also need help writing that); I’m asking about the logistics of getting him mail. Looks like a fun project.
https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/two-leaders-proud-boys-sentenced-prison-seditious-conspiracy-and-other-charges-related-us
Goddamn. These chicks on Supermarket Sweep just got $1,332 on the Sweep. That chick got like all the bonuses (plus her inflatable bonus was the Mega).
Then on the Bonus Game, they were just like slow but got the 5th Ave Bar in time so they ended up with $6,332. I think that’s the biggest win I’ve ever seen on the Sweep. The only bonus where they didn’t get maxed out was the recycling bonus (and this episode didn’t have a Manager’s Special).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVvpSKVhxXY&ab_channel=Joaoscanferla
If I’m up, the neighbors are too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiRhsC9aD-Q&ab_channel=PearlJam
Just got home, and let me say. I straight up did not have a good time. To the freezer vodka!
We must protect Mr. & Mrs. Bill Burr at all costs
https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Bill%20Burr%22&src=trend_click&vertical=trends
Not the UFC, however. Holy Christ as that become a complete joke.
i can’t get dwon with the UFC. gimme boxing, just like i watched with mmy garadnfather. those gusywerew machines.
Love boxing, love MMA, hate UFC because it’s fucking up both.
There’s ‘rigged’ in boxing and then there’s “whatever the hell Dana White wants to do in UFC”
Ali studied a lot of the same martial arts, the float like a butterfly bit was all from Fillipino footwork. The fights in UFC are impressive, and I know they gotta have a lot of discipline to do what they do, but weirdly I think it’s how it’s marketed. Extra weird when you consider how boxing is marketed, but yeah, I think they try to sell it stupidly, and then the stories these guys have are different too, they’re mostly pretty well-heeled dudes who can afford to train with top guys while boxing has always been more of discovering kids who work hards
A Buddy of mine was a recruiter in Philly. Mike Tyson walked into his office one day. Did not exactly ace the ASFAB test so sadly the Army lost out on Mike’s service. And the rest as they say…
Had the displeasure of pulling up on Amtrak as MSG let out from that fight. Judging by the crowd, fuck em all.
Assuming they have passed out into sweet dreamhood, goodnight to our east coast contingent
Still up.
Definitely need to either go to bed or drink more, and the latter seems like a the definition of declining returns.
I suspect at least a 6-7 hour “nap” is in order. Might stretch out in the basement, as I suspect the cat won’t think to look for me there at 5:43 am. That handsome furry bastard.
Enjoy your weird nighttime nap and tell your cat I said hi!
“input is too short”
Boy, if I had a dollar…
Cats, man.
I’m here all night.
Like a diner waitress but without the horrible coffee or meth addicted boyfriend (I’m assuming)
It can be several things!
DOUGHNUTS!!!!!
noafcuk. dammit. no fuck ia m here, had to tatek the Fozz Beast for a walk. craz animal.
Youre good to an animal you didn’t really want, that’s you being an awesome person right there
Is there a game being watched?
The game of life, my friend.
You can be a winner at the game of Life!
i have roled the dice in the game of life and they fwent erigh the fuck off the gable table
That’s a mulligan in Vegas, too many ways to cheat once they’re off the table
I heard they redid Life to fit closer to modern norms, like reduced the advantage for having lots of kids and stuff like that. Would be interesting to play the new version, although if it was actually successful at indoctrintion they wouldn’t have had to make a new version
Does that include the rise and fall of ancient Atlantis in my naval?
Because if so, yes.
So you have seamen in your naval?
I refuse to answer that question on the advice of counsel.
Lowratio, Esq..
hewas coming harda dn fast
This might be what the first girl who consented to take my virginity said, but I’m far from positive.
I am certain that she was disappointed.
solom bird jsut got his ears pinned back by a verry large samon
he may not be samoan, that’s on me, bt whotever that guy was, he was fuckinng mad
the youngest gozz, the kid who keep sme sane
Mouse is either in the wall or my filthy neighbors (who I’m calling filthy because they put their goddamn trash out in from of their apartment door for hours or days instead of taking it to the freaking dumpsters like non-filthy people do and then they wonder why there are flies all around the doors gee I wonder what they could be attracted to??) are even more filthy than I thought and who knows what’s making that noise
you take that rsasth, and thrwo it HARD agasint their door and fuckng tell them they can call me
Never underestimate the cleansing power of fire.
We’re in the same building, I need something more like a plasma cutter than just normal fire
gotta go gladiator on they asses
CANT STOP WONT STOP
Are the O’s the longest drought in the MLB since the Cubs win?
mmnah we weon in 83
When I was 2! Still an O’s fan since the Nat’s didn’t exist till I was much older. Sang the national anthem at Camden Yards when I was 8 maybe, along with the rest of my school chorus. We weren’t allowed to stay till the end of the game, but I do remember a lot of women thought Brady Anderson had a great ass
brady anderson got moer ass than a woman’s toilet seat
Truff
Indians, I believe.
Oh, appropriate because Cleveland can’t have nice things, instead they have the Browns and the Indians
And the Cuyahoga river
That would be the Cleveland Naps (1948)
Man, wish Fozz, Horatio, anyone else here who’s very drunk, and myself were in a bar right now. I could use some poor advice that no one will remember in the morning
cuk theat would be like, thwe cnete rof ht euniverse for bad decisions.
here’s my advice: do it
Already have! Just want reasons to keep doing it! Doesn’t seem like it can go wrong for me, just for people that I either don’t know or are assholes. Still kinda shitty, but fuck it, I’m having fun and saints seem like boring fucks that no one wants around anyway
Sheep go to Heaven, goats go to Hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYxs4esLI_E
This counts as advice, (terrible, terrible advice), at this point in the evening.
I’m more like a raccoon I think, I have opposable thumbs on my tiny hands, look great in stripes, and will fuck you up if you mess with my trash
Got you covered.
Bad advice aplenty here!