We made it. Laughed, cried, set a few fires. SO MANY MEMORIES. Just one last game to churn through…
(unrelated Tame Impala song)
Jets (-1) at Raiders (8:20, NBC)
Oh wow. You are going to TEST OUR LOVE with this matchup, Rog. Good thing DFOers believe in the RULES-BASED ORDER. (Hippo raises whip hand)
Vegas got their shit sort of together last week, and maybe they can roll their relief/McDaniels hatred into a second week? Realistically it will be a matter of who commits the first crippling turnover, or the MOST crippling turnovers. Unless the Jest can shake Breece Hall free, I guess that’s why they are favoUred. Lord knows it’s not MILF-Hunter Z, facing down the great AOC.
I actually have to run out for nicotine. If I’m not back in 20 minutes, just assume I abandoned you all.
Did dtzm change his name?
No, I returned.
Wooo.
This is the dumbest minute of football I’ve sat through today, and I’ve sat through them ALL.
Yinz a good man, Col. Duke! The RULES appreciate it, too.
‘Tis mandatory sir!
Twas
So. Much. DERP.
I’m excited to see another turnover.
I’ve been digging deep into the DFO Bylaws Library Archives of Bylaws and it turns out, the 6th member of the founding council never officially made his blood oath! That means the Laws of Confederation were never officially ratified! This means that the so-called “mandatory” games aren’t mandatory at all! We’re free!
What about the Council of Trent (Green)
x. monkey
IV. dishwasher
Game over?
GFD! You stupid shithead. Breece Hall is right fucking there!
You’re welcome Don T. JFC
Cuts it to a two-score game.