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- Your “I Didn’t Say ‘Dude!’ I Said ‘Dud’” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread – October 18, 2018
- Your “I’ll Be Honest-I’m Hoping For a Travesty Here” Sunday Night Football Open Thread – October 14, 2018
- Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread – October 14, 2018
I guess the only advantage of not having a Thursday, Sunday Nighter and Monday game is that we get a corn of copia of nine, count ’em, nine games! So what if some aren’t relevant? This presupposes that some week 5 clash involving the Giants or Browns was relevant and we all of us know that isn’t the case, right? TO THE GAMES!
The Falcons are facing the old “Win and You’re in Like Flynn or Gunga Din” scenario. They’ll be side-eyeing the Seattle tilt.
Denver hc Joseph spun the “Wheel of QB Futility” and it came up Paxton Lynch. On the other side, coach Reid, locked into the 4 spot seeding-wise, has decided to have a wee looky-loo at Patty Mahomes II: Undermining The Starter Boogaloo. When starter Smith first heard the news he threw a tantrum that traveled all of six yards through the air.
Win or lose the Jags are hosting a wildcard game next week. The most likely situation is that this tilt is the first of a home-and-home between these two.
San Fran/LA Rams:
I’m going out on a limb-the 9’ers are the best 5 win team in the league right now. The Rams plan is to sit anyone that matters because they got themselves the division title. Jeff Fisher must be so proud.
The Bills need to win and 3/4’s of the AFC to lose so that they can taste the playoffs. It was a valiant try.
The LawnClippers need to win and the Eiffel Tower has to contract herpes in order for the former to do the playoff jig.
Here we go again. The Seahawks must win. Difficulty: the Cards have won the last two in Seattle.
New Orleans/Tampa Bay:
11-4 meets 4-11. How’s that for a hot take?
The Ravens need the win just like everyone else. They’ll find the Bengals very accommodating.
Push those letters!