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Even MOAR JV NFL – 21 Sept 2024 Night Thread

King Hippo

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Miami-FL (-16.5) at South Florida (7:00, ESPN)

The Bulls get talked up here because of how they mudded up Roll Damn Tide two years running – but methinks that’s just a weird/random matchup issue.  Cam Ward hype train rolls on..

Northwestern (+10.5) at Washington (7:00, FS1)

I have no idea why I am fascinated by this one.  Oh yeah, it’s the U-Dub cheerleader pic.  But this is too many points, especially hung over after losing the Apple Cup.

Cal (+2.5) at Florida State (7:00, ESPN2)

Imagine if the Golden Shower Bears open their ACC phase with a win at Doak Campbell.  It won’t happen, but FUCK ME, it would be funny.

Tennessee (-7) at Oklahoma (7:30, ABC)

OK, the Vols have looked legit.  But the best team they’ve shellacked is…NC Fucking State.  Caveat the fuck emptor, full tuddy faves in Norman.

Michigan State (+6.5) at Boston College (8:00, ACCN)

Night time version of moneyline ambrosia – I am all over Sparty Party to win outright.  JV Iggles will be believing their own bullshit a bit.  Jonathan Smith teams always stop the run.

Unded Bill Snyders (-6.5) at Original Recipe Big Love (10:30, ESPN)

Late night in Provo makes FOAR strange Tweaker bedfellows, but fuck it – the cultists will be loud and enthusiastic.

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blaxabbath

I got one of those trailer bikes for him that he’s right in the prime on it so blaxito and I biked to some patio and I got to have two POG Ciders (it’s a Hawai’i thang I guess in AZ now?) and then on the way back his pedal broke. He just rode home with his feet hanging off the sides.

So I’m still the coolest looking one on a bike around here.

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blaxabbath

Can’t be good news for Diddy’s vindication that I’ll be Missing You is on sale at iTunes for a dime.

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WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAdexmOC4io&list=PLFi9V6EFsFInH1_Q86JxepTUe_d19SqxG&index=3

Guess I’m just racking up the electric bill meself tonight. I’ll still go smoke outside.

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WCS

KSU on the Nathan Peterman Scale with two pick-sixes in the third quarter.

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WCS

31-6 Big Love

Four touchdowns for Joseph Smith in less than four minutes.

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WCS

Seatgeek is sponsoring the Big 12 (16) Championship Game…

An after-market ticket seller sponsoring a game with national championship implications?

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WCS

Big Love has absolutely taken the hooked side of a crowbar to KSU’s shoulder blade. 24-6 all of a sudden.

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Redshirt

Oh, please overturn this call.

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Redshirt

You gotta be shitting me…

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Redshirt

Baylor/Colorado has gone Full Plaid Bananacakes.

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WCS

It’s got NOTHING on K-State/Big Love’s back-and-forth contest, featuring two ties, and three lead changes at….

6-3

2:10 2nd

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Redshirt

Good point. They’re kicks count for three points. Team Ego’s only counted for one.

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Mr. Ayo

SUDDEN CHANGE!

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WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kKXvDaJIzQ

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WCS

Great, Cousinfuckers get to play at a very talented, very pissed off Okie State next. In Stillwater.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Thanks to Zymm for recommending The Stranger Times. I loved it!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m gonna read the next one!

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WCS

As cursed as WVU is (and we certainly are), Kansas State has somehow lost nine straight bowl games, and their men’s hoops are sitting at an eight-game losing streak in the Elite Eight of the NCAA Tourney.

Who or what demi-god did that school piss off to warrant that?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m wearing silk pajamas this evening.

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WCS

Spider silk stolen from Jim Tomusla’s stash…

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Mr. Ayo

This implies you’re wearing pants. Heathen.

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WCS

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WCS

Guten abend und stuff

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yeah right

Wie gehts und guten abend mein freund.

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King Hippo

Sportsball games are abyssmal quality, boss man.

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litre_cola

Bowling Green, confirmed frisky.

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Bogdanski

If not the site of a massacre

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Doktor Zymm

I’ve seen 4 commercials today about prop 33 and I already hate both sides

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Bogdanski

Only 4? Lucky you. They’re hitting San Diego hard

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Doktor Zymm

Out of maybe 15 commercials total, so quite a few percentagewise

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Bogdanski

Percentage-wise, that’s probably where I am too. I just don’t have anything else going on to take me away from the sweet, sweet glow of tv

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WCS

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Bogdanski

That’s the one I was looking for!

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Redshirt

That exactly describes me and all political ads.

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scotchnaut

Here I am in a universe that is getting fucking New Hampshire political ads. I’ll never doubt Franz Kafka’s worldview ever again.

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LemonJello

More turnovers in Vols/Sooners than Andy Reid’s second breakfast.

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Horatio Cornblower

Baylor v. Colorado. If ever a game called out for a meteor….

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Horatio Cornblower

Hartford Athletic defeats Oakland…Somethingorother 2-0 in hot USL Lesser Footy action! It’s a banner day for sports in Connecticut!

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litre_cola

#1 Canadian Hartford Athletic supporter over here

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Horatio Cornblower

I am aware of your prominent Athletic flag display, and it is much appreciated.

I had my ‘Take The Hill’ shirt on at the gym the other day.

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litre_cola

Won 2 nil on the road last night. Was weird sitting with 2 of the players in the pub as they are injured. Cavalry are so short handed due to injury right now they had 4 guys on the bench and started a 17 year old! Got the W though.

Go to the 3rd minute in this video for a golazo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yecfhehwuAM

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King Hippo

The Lesser Whale??

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Horatio Cornblower

Fightin’ Horatios, Gridiron Division up 17-0 at the half in a game that only be described as a Bleerghkakke.

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SonOfSpam

Finally got Vassar on the schedule?

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Horatio Cornblower

Homecoming.

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scotchnaut

Managed to get wifey and younger skull fracture boy out for a swim this evening. The amount of cajoling it involved? Tons. And it was worth it.

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herodotus450

You ever heard of chlorine? They’re doing wonderful things with it these days.

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scotchnaut

The frogs in our lake were already gay dating back to 1981. That’s why I came in third place in that year’s science expo.

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King Hippo

Your lake ain’t frozen over yet???

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blaxabbath

I got the boy for the evening. Thinking about pushing bowling.

Doubt I’ll be so lucky.

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Doktor Zymm

I had a nap yesterday and a good sleep last night, but one more beer and it might be nap time again. This time in my awesome hammock chair!

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litre_cola

Purchased in the hammock district?

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Doktor Zymm

You know it!

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Downfield Matriculator

Watching FSU-Cal and Acho just said the ‘Noles were matriculating the ball down the field!

/Too bad it was for the wrong team as I am rooting for Bears

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Downfield Matriculator

But wait, Cal with the sudden change pickerception!

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Downfield Matriculator

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litre_cola

Hangover nap was a great success. May try this stuff called “red wine” that I am hearing so much about.

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Doktor Zymm

Ooh, I’ve heard about that, supposed to be mad good! Do report back

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litre_cola

This one is from a faraway land called “Australia”. I think that they are on to something.

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Redshirt

Breaking News: A drunken person with an empty bottle of red wine was caught chasing Donald Trump down the Hole 15 Fairway at Mar-A-Lago threatening to, and I quote, “Give you the spankin’ your daddy should’ve gave you a long time ago!”

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scotchnaut

“Meh, I’m going to let this one play out. What’s the worst that could happen?”

-WCS, exercising his superior judgement

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Doktor Zymm

Turned out it was one of his secret service agents

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