October 2024 “JV Alone” Footed Ball Funsies

Because the current Darkest Timeline isn’t enough for my asshole brain, I am reading Hunter S. Thompson’s Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’72 at present.  Holy shit, was that drug-addled lunatic ever a unique and insightful author.  Highly recommended.

Now, to the games.  Hopefully, you remembered to sleep in.

South Cakalaky (+21) at Alabama (Noon, ABC)

Oh man, somebody’s gotta PAY for last week, even if Nick Saban isn’t there to slaughter puppies no MOAR.

Washington (+3) at Iowa (Noon, Fox)

This is…such a shitty window.  And the best game has a team playing on a 9a body clock, for an 11a LOCAL kickoff.  Fox really sucks in how it time windows its JV coverage.

Texas (-14.5) v. Oklahoma (3:30, ABC)

Red River SHOOTOUT.  I would note that BOTH Texas and Oklahoma have (for decades) overwhelmingly, and almost-exclusively GOP governance.  So next time your racist uncle tries to bellyache about the Demmycrats hurr durr safe space woke mob.

Paedo State (-4.5) at Southern California (3:30, CBS)

Look, we all know that the Paedos will drop the soap in the showerthe ball at some point.  Why not today?

California (+3) at Pitt (3:30, ESPN)

The ACC is such a hot mess that this fixture has become both interesting and potentially relevant.  Still mad at the Golden Shower Bears for choking the Miami game away.

Arizona (+4) at Original Recipe Big Love (4:00, Fox)

Oh, this gon’ be LIT.  Stormin’ Mormons have the makings of a special season cooking, and the Fightin’ Blax will give that Golden Plate hypothesis a stern test this week.  Probably the game of the window, since Steerfuckers North are unlikely to put up much resistence to their Southern steer anusbedellows.