Footy Footy Everywhere – The Aforementioned Second Part

Slap yourself in the face, pour MOAR coffee down your gullet – we gots MOAR FITBAW!!!

West By God Virginia (+3.5) at Arizona – 7:00 (FS1)

Look, I said MOAR – not GOOD.  Winner keeps its season alive(ish).  Clubhouse Derby, at least (WCS v. Blax, if y’all is new and/or slow)..

Paedo State (-6.5) at Wisconsin – 7:30 (NBC)

Like most outside of that godforsaken cheese-laden state, I think Bucky Badger is a fraud.  But fuck, I sure hope not.  For one week only.

LSU (+2.5) at Bonfire Cult – 7:30 (ABC)

Battle between the SEC Paaaaawwwwwlllll’s last two undefeateds.  Surely, it must mean MOAR?  I guess we shall see.

Kansas (+10) at Kansas State – 8:00 (ESPN2)

I have no idea what they call this rivalry.  Winner gets to be King of the White Ppl, maybe?

SMU (-11.5) at Duke – 8:00 (ACCN)

As you can see, Vegas don’t believe in the Devils.  But unless there are massive suspensions, I see this as a fairly even matchup between Methodist stalwarts?  Didja know that Everton is also of Methodist heritage?  Well, fuck you – ya do NOW.

Team JV WKRP (+5.5) at Colorado – 10:15 (ESPN)

Man, fhese sure is slim Tweaker pickings.  I think very little of both of these programs, but one will go into November thinking they have a shot at the BIg Twaaaaaalve title game.