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Evening of Nothingness Open Thread

King Hippo

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Hey, if you thought Dayime Slate was rough, wait until you see what Satan’s got cooking LATE!

Bonfire Cult (-3) at South Cakalaky (7:30, ABC)

I’m a little surprised A&M is favoUred here.  Does one REALLY trust them in a nighttime road fixture, against a mid-level SEC opponent?  I sure doesn’t.

Troi Boiz (-2) at Washington (7:30, BTN)

First of THREE previews televised on 3rd rate, conference-hosted networks.  That’s how shitty things are.  Am I posting this just for the banner pic?  MAYBE.

Kenfucky (+17.5) at Tennessee (7:45, SECN)

I could see a combo bet ($50 to cover, $20 to win) on the Blue Moons here.  Coming off a pants shitting?  Check.  Playing a hated rival.  CHECK.  Given no chance and thus playing with house money?  TRIPLE CHECK.  Too bad they suck, but that’s why they’s laying 3 scores.

Pitt (+7.5) at SMU (8:00, ACCN)

Other than the distasteful tOSU/Paedos match that led our coverage…this is the ONLY fixture between ranked teams.  Both undefeated in ACC play, not that such means a goddamned thing.  Nobody, deep down, believes either squadron is good – and the winner will be looked upon as a possible turd in the punchbowl, possibly fucking up Clemson/Da U for a TV-friendly title game.  But the Methodist in me (PHRASING) wants to see the Ponies keep kickin’ it.

And YES, that’s right.  No Tweaker Fixture whatsoever.  Not even some rando Hawaii or San Jose State bullshit.  The LATEST kickoff of the night is 8:00p EST.

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WCS

Gonna make the news for the wrong reasons again.

More to follow as it becomes available.

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Redshirt

WCS’s Boss: (long exhale; pinches bridge of nose) “For the last time, WCS, people will call us for the crimes! We don’t need to run out and create business for ourselves.”

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yeah right

Elfman had a thirty piece orchestra, a chorus of 10 or so and percussion everywhere.

Taj and eldest right, plus eldest granddaughter and the Wahini where with me.

He played every cool Boingo song and there were 3 generations of rights to see it.

Did your granddaddy take you to your first rock concert?

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WCS

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One of these guys claims to have made millions of American dollars selling bananas at age 23. The other created a fictional character who wrote a full-length musical to propose to the woman he has an unrequited love for.

Good luck actually convincing someone without any context which scenario is real, the other fictional.

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2Pack

Tis the season…

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WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl-1UwYcKE8

This is another overlooked Christmas movie!

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BugEyedBoo

No JV football, instead it was Edge of Tomorrow. Ripped Emily Blunt is awesome.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I need to rewatch that movie; it’s terrific.

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WCS

Southern Calalaky burning down the bonfire.

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jjfozz

Family pictures tomorrow, with my in laws. If anyone wants to come over and pummel me to death with a sack of nails, feel free. FUCK

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WCS

I don’t know if I should plus this or…

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jjfozz

I can feel the fucking oncoming shitstorm, and my sons will generate all of the fucking carnage. it’s gonna be eipie. i’m gonna be on gummies.

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WCS

(bridges in Chesapeake Bay region collectively get nervous)

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Redshirt

I just watched a Ted Cruz commercial on mute. Do I still need to throw the TV away?

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WCS

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Bogdanski

Gotta be sure

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WCS

It’s the only way.

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Senor Weaselo

Railgun from orbit, it’s the only way.

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SonOfSpam

Depends; how hard were you?

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Starts to build Death Star to make sure its cleansed

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WCS

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Oh, that’s beautiful.

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Gumbygirl

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Gumbygirl

Hmmmmm

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Mr. Ayo

I give the best blow jobs. Even Ivanka agrees I’m better than her.

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Gumbygirl

+1 hawk- tuah

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Not the Quotables I was looking for but still gave it a +1

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Redshirt

He will brag about anything and everything he did with Putin.

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WCS

Oh, there’s the winner.

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WCS

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Gumbygirl

Ha, dirty minds think alike. Wonder Yinz activate!

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yeah right

The whole family was just singing along to “I want to fucking tear you apart.”

Fucking magical.

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Redshirt

As expected, Clem Jr. is getting bitchslapped by King Louis’ Town, 26-7 at home.

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WCS

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Guess he didn’t pray hard or well enough.

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Redshirt

…and the Cowards’ Field Goal Attempt is rightfully blocked.

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WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdOFadTTV_8

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yeah right

And seats.

Pro tip, rent a seat cushion.

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yeah right

And bring edibles.

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Unsurprised

Re: Gumbygirl’s banner quote, Cleveland would know a thing or two about burning bridges.

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WCS

And rivers.

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Senor Weaselo

-Mike Curb Congregation

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Gumbygirl

Gumby has had a rough couple of days. I’m thinking tomorrow will be better, he usually perks up for the NFL games. I hope all of yinz have fun in Seattle tomorrow.

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Mr. Ayo

Wish you two could join us!

Tell him to root for the Rams and he’ll have an even better day!

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Gumbygirl

We went to a bunch of games in the Kingdome.

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Mr. Ayo

Lucky! It was gone before I moved here.

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WCS

Hang tough, Gumby clan. We love you.

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jjfozz

Give him my very best, tell him i’m channeling all of my anger into peaceful, yet surging, vibes. Also, i’ve been drinking

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King Hippo

Shane Beamer looks like he took, like, WAY too many bennies pre-game

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Unsurprised

There is only one Captain Chaos. He was played by Dom DeLuis

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blaxabbath

I’m cooking a seafood steamer pot.

You can image how foriegn everything about this seafood/freshwater cooking technique is to me. I do see i opened the bag with the clams and oysters too early — but I don’t think that will be fatal.

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yeah right

On the shuttle to the Hollywood Bowl.

The best way to go.

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Unsurprised

This just reminded me that the final straw between Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas was because Joe is a dumbass who decided to drive and they got stuck in traffic on the way back.

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yeah right

Traffic around there is bloody fucking awful.

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Unsurprised

I’ve experienced it. I’d rather walk to San Bernardino

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King Hippo

Have I consumed TWO MUCH opium, or did I see SMU representatives on the pitch with their own version of Li’l Sebastian???

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litre_cola

How much is too much really?

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King Hippo

I guess St. Peter will tell me if’n I ask??

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Unsurprised

Death is too much. Anything short of that is fine.

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King Hippo

dunno, though. WHAT A WAY to go! And we all gots to go somehow.

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fleshwound_NPG

that iowa selzer poll got some juice to it: iowa got an 6 wk abortion ban this summer

trump was polling around +2 with iowa women in 2020

now? -20

motherfucker turned into the cowboys defense overnight

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WCS

My policy wonk friends are collective jizzing themselves over this.

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Brick Meathook

Some pencil erasers from my collection:

https://ibb.co/3v0pZXB

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scotchnaut

Show me some eraser pencils and then I’ll be impressed!

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Brick Meathook

https://ibb.co/S37WXy3

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Gumbygirl

Wait…is that plastic actually from MARS?

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ballsofsteelandfury

My TWA Hotel pencil is red.

And longer.

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Senor Weaselo

How’s the bar? It’s on Senorita’s and my date list.

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scotchnaut

Senators Create Larger Deficit For Kraken-More At 11.

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Mr. Ayo

NAWT FAHR!!!

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WCS

https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/02/science/maya-city-discovered-valeriana-mexico/index.html

After this upcoming week, maybe future descendants of humanity will rediscover the ruins of Roanoke, East Virginia and Morganhole, West Virginia.

“Nothing of value was lost.”

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scotchnaut

Kraken doing a bunch of leashing in Ottawa ce soir.

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Mr. Ayo

I will not tolerate this libel!

Putain les sénateurs

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Mr. Ayo

Sigh.

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Brick Meathook

https://ibb.co/BrWrVBH

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scotchnaut

I had no idea he was in jail!

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King Hippo

are we to BOW DOWN?

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Mr. Ayo

BOW DOWN!

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Mr. Ayo

Fuck me. Stupid dawgs.

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Mr. Ayo

And we’re back! BOW DOWN!

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fleshwound_NPG

when the “iowa now showing up by 3 47-44 poll” breaks the evening internet

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King Hippo

Ms. Selzer must have got a particularly strong batch of heroine this week. There is just no fucking way. But CHAOS WOO!!!!

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fleshwound_NPG

final 2020 poll was trump +7 which ended up being pretty close to what he had (53%)

if this is even HALF right……..

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scotchnaut

This is out there.

nvm. I suck.

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King Hippo

When a JV NFL announcer talks about a player’s “athletic background” and mentions “mom, a former volleyball player” – that’s code for hot piece of trim.

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King Hippo

Bonfire Cult Reacts Reasonably

/likely with fire is wut they noe smgdh

Last edited 1 year ago by King Hippo
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SonOfSpam

Oh, Kamala’s gonna be on SNL tonight.

(fascists react reasonably)

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Brick Meathook

Another view of the range today. Those far targets on the hill are at 105 yards.

The road on the right is not part of the range and leads up to a special boarding school for deaf & blind retarded children, located just beyond that hill.

https://ibb.co/sqJ4bhQ

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ArmedandHammered

A friend of mine drove a school bus for a school of the deaf. He was telling us about how he got T-boned (no kids were hurt) and I had a couple of questions:

Did the children scream? If a deaf children screams on a bus full of deaf children, why? Were they signing their screams, and if so, what did it look like?

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Mr. Ayo

Dude. What were the answers?

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ArmedandHammered

He never said, everyone looked at me like their was something wrong with me. There is but I did not think there was anything wrong with them.

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blaxabbath

This world shames us for being ignorant then attack us when asking to be educated.

I say keep the voting for land-owning white men like myself.

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scotchnaut

Would just like to make everyone aware that the Sens are absolutely crushing all the desperate and lonely Red Wings fans in the standings by one point. And it’s not even that close if you think about it.

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King Hippo

Kay-Stay(TM) needs a 2-minute TD drive to avoid Maximum Big Twaaallllvvve CHAOS

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Mr. Ayo

Also always, CHAOS reigns supreme.

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King Hippo

that Butters superhero should be conference mascot

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Mr. Ayo

That’s Captain to you sir.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Wait, are you telling me General Disarray OUTRANKS HIM???

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King Hippo

ah, HAMBURGERS!!!

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Senor Weaselo

That’s Professor to you!

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SonOfSpam

Important: “Sweet Potato Hitler” is trending on Elon’s hellsite and it brings me a little joy.

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blaxabbath

What is Don Lemons job? He’s like a professional token black gay dude in an era where there’s black gay dudes everywhere who want to interview people online.

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SonOfSpam

Two things:

a) I like A&M because of the lack of Jimbo
II) I think USC is going to lose in an entertaining fashion up in Seattle
threeve) Don’t need a tweaker feature, John Mulaney is hosting SNL

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Senor Weaselo

That counts as (former) tweaker fixture!

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