Mid-October JV Goodness

Holy cats, just SO MANY good matchups today.  Almost makes up for it being another stupid international break (in the footy).  To the fixtures!

Roll Damn Tide (-2.5) at Mizzou (Noon, ABC)

Nobody knows if Mizzou is legit, but early on they look better despite losing their long-term QB and 2nd round pick Luther Burden.  Unexpected, to say the least.  We’ll see if they meet cold, hard reality today.

THEEEEE Ohio State (-14.5) at Illinois (Noon, Fox)

Is this the kind of physical, disciplined team that might cause them Tree Nutz some problems?  Then again, Indiana beat them by about a hundred.

Indiana Fightin’ Brockys (+7.5) at Oregon (3:30, CBS)

Speaking of, America’s #1 FITBAW Skool takes its act on the road, to meet a daunting test.  Likely the Game of the Week, should be plenty of offensing.

Steerfucker Shootout Derby (TX -1.5; 3:30, ABC)

Okies don’t have their QB, Texas does have theirs – and that’s a problem for each squadron.  Classic SEC matchup. PPPPPPAAAAWWWWWLLLLLL

Cornfuckers (-6.5) at Maryland (3:30, BTN)

Two equally fraudulent, perennial “September only” squadrons.  Yeah, I’mma take the home dog – giving almost a full tuddy???

Pirate Kansas (+11.5) at Tennessee (4:15, SECN)

He had two stints in Louisville, now he starts #2 in Fayetteville.  The Yeehaws are in full voice, joping he gets the permanent gig.  Win games like this, and he will indeed get it.