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1 Nov 2025 JV NFL Night Thread

King Hippo

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MOAR GAMES, demand teh ppls!

South Cakalaky (+12.5) at Johnny Reb (7:00, ESPN)

Real talk, y’all.  This slate ain’t great.  But maybe Johnny Reb sleepwalks a bit, what with all the Koach Kliff Khaos??

Steerfuckers North (+2.5) at Tennessee (7:30, ABC)

This is the actual, watchable game.  Winner clings to the leaky playoff lifeboat, loser can give up already.

Georgia Tech (-6.5) at NC State (7:30, ESPN2)

Godfuckingdamnit, YES I DO hate myself enough to watch this.  I’d be ashamed that fucking GT is almost a full TD favoUrite away to my Wolven Sort, except that I quit feeling things awhile back.

Troi Boiz (-6.5) at Cornfuckers (7:30, NBC)

The latest episode of moe-rons trying to match Fetch happen for Nebraska.  It’s NOT gonna happen.

JV WKRP (+10.5) at Team Secular Big Love (10:15, ESPN)

A Tweaker fixture worth staying up for, perhaps?  Not that I’ll be able to, thanks to being over 50.

 

 

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Gumbygirl

It’s 4 am, SIL is still not packed. Plane leaves at 7. I have been awake since 1:30, because of course I have. It’s going to be a long day, amigos. Probably shouldn’t have opened the second bottle of wine last night, but go Doyers!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m back home and can’t sleep due to jet lag and I kinda want to run it back and watch Game 7 all over again. I actually missed the first three innings because I was in transit.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Holy hell, there are *still* fireworks going off here.

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Mr. Ayo

HAHAHA. EAT SHIT SPRINGER!

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scotchnaut

Reminder-the game intros tomorrow are going to be really, really bad. The first one for the early slate is going to be late as well. Late. Bad. Hungover. Cottonmouth. These are key words.

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WCS

It’s 01:25 on Saturday, Daylight Savings… why am I the only one here?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

You know what you did

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Bogdanski

I’m here, but it’s 11:15

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Jimbo

Just got home from a Halloween party. Woo doyers!

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Brick Meathook

I’m here but I’ve found myself in county lockup. Can anybody loan me $2500 bucks?

I swear I’ll pay you back.

That’s $US not $CAN.

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Senor Weaselo

Much to my disdain the meteor did not win.

/Holds onto “last team to 3-peat” factoid

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WCS

Looks as though I’ll be tangentially making the local news again. This one involves a lot of blood…

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Horatio Cornblower

Nosferatu got into the blood bank safe again, did he?

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WCS

I don’t think Tony Dungy lives here anymore.

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Bogdanski

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Gumbygirl

Ok, now I hear fireworks! Inland Empire- better late than never!

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ballsofsteelandfury

They’re celebrating the Fernando World Series win.

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WCS

Cut them some slack, it’s not that bad. They think it’s 1988.

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Horatio Cornblower

Technically it’s only 11:40, so I’m gonna have a drink.
/prepares Valerian tea

//tried a new restaurant tonight, had short rib stroganoff, am still so stuffed I cannot even fathom drinking beer right now.

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Horatio Cornblower

George Springer has still never won a World Series title that he should have had to return.

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fleshwound_NPG

the blue jays have their 1991 game 7 lonnie smith, and it is…

all of them.

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Horatio Cornblower

Took a page out of the Maple Leafs play-off handbook.

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WCS

Are you saying that Will Smith gets jiggy wit it?

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blaxabbath

I’d like know which jersey number has the longest WS championship drought.

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fleshwound_NPG

easily 69, right?

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SonOfSpam

Strangely, it may be 69.

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Horatio Cornblower

Probably gonna be 99 the way Hal’s running the Yankees.

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blaxabbath

Rosenthal looks like he KNOWS he can kick Mookie Betts’ ass.

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yeah right

Mookies ground attack is no match for Rosenthal’s spinning bowtie.

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blaxabbath

“The Diamondbacks look like just the organization to take on the Dodgers. Let’s spend a billion bucks updating their stadium!”

-Arizona Legislators and Governor

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yeah right

Time to break out the asbestos car cover.

Jesus Christ!

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Horatio Cornblower

You poor bastard.

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yeah right

Man, I am deep in the shit!

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Gumbygirl

I’m not hearing them here in Riverside. Slackers!

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WCS

Jays with 14 runners left on base.

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fleshwound_NPG

and several standing 90 ft away

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Bogdanski

Of-fucking-course

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Gumbygirl

Yesssssss! ( I’m completely drunk, soUrry my hatfolk.)

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ballsofsteelandfury

And the fucking fireworks have begun…

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Jimbo

Wooooooooo!

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yeah right

Congrats LA.

Here we go with the goddamn fireworks.

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Horatio Cornblower

Yamamoto is the MVP, has to be.

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SonOfSpam

As I said, gotta put him in.

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Horatio Cornblower

We read it here first.

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Horatio Cornblower

FUCK YOU VLAD GUERRERO, YOUR TEARS WILL SUSTAIN ME FOR DECADES!!!!

-ahem-

My sincere condolences to the Canuckistani members of the clubhouse; I feel very unclean about this.

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Redshirt

Welp…

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scotchnaut

PISS CHRIST!

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Redshirt

I’d try to pitch at one of the balls out of the strike zone during this old-school Intentional Walk. You don’t need to hit it hard, just get it to the outfield.

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yeah right

Argy Barger time!

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WCS

IKF would go from starting the season as a Pirates bench player to sacrifice bunting in the eleventh inning of Game Seven of the World Series.

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yeah right

Fucking Vladimir Jr.

Love this guy and his dad!

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fleshwound_NPG

toronto with at least 1 RISP with 0 outs

…again

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fleshwound_NPG

LMAO

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Redshirt

Kershaw is warming up! This is not a drill!

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Redshirt

Yamamoto is still pitching?

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Horatio Cornblower

-Admiral Nimitz, 1943

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fleshwound_NPG

*pencils in 3 more runners left on base for toronto*

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WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ8pHBuce1I

yeah right mentioned Stagger Lee last page back. I was listening to this while dealing with leaves earlier. Funny how that works sometimes.

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Brick Meathook

In your grocer’s dairy case:

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Horatio Cornblower

Bah Gawd, Jim, that’s Clayton Kershaw’s music!! What is Roberts thinking!?!?

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Horatio Cornblower

Dammit, I was kidding about this. What the hell is Roberts thinking?

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Redshirt

(sigh)

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Horatio Cornblower

THAT BALL I CALL IT CHRIS ROCK BECAUSE WILL SMITH JUST SMACKED THE SHIT OUT OF IT!!!

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SonOfSpam

Dammit, I wanted to see Bieber handle balls, but not like this.

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Brick Meathook

This is the haunted mansion where I’m currently watching this baseball game.

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