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18 Oct 2025 JV NFL Night Thread

King Hippo

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The people demand MOAR, and here is what y’all get:

Paedo State (+2.5) at Team Cornpone (7:00, Peacock)

Oh man, the Sickos Committee has to be ALL OVER this shitfest.  It will trly be an offense against God and Man.

Tennessee (+7.5) at Roll Damn Tide (7:30, ABC)

Derby Nite!  Intersectional/border state hatred often makes GOOD FITBAW, and I surely am looking forward to this.

Troi Boiz (+9.5) at Notre Dame (7:30, NBC)

As mentioned last week, this is the whole ball of wax.  Fucking Domers are in the playoffs if they win tonight.  I don’t think Troi Boiz have it in them, but let’s hope this is one of those numerous times that Hippo is wrong.

Missouri (-1.5) at War Damn Eagle (7:45, SECN)

Prediction time!  If Hugh Freeze loses this matchup, he’ll get the sack before their next fixture.  All the firings sure entertain my honky ass.

Team Secular Big Love (-3.5) at Original Recipe Big Love (8:00, Fox)

Ah see WHITE PPL.  “Holy War” is a pretty badass Derby moniker, though.  That’s OG shit!

Florida State (-18.5) at Stanford (10:30, ESPN)

How fucking bad do you have to be before you are a THREE SCORE home dog to a Semenholes crew that’s 0-3 in ACC play?  Pssssstttt – there’s a reason you NEVAR hear anything about ND’s rivalry series with HODOR’s Tree being in danger.

 

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Gumbygirl

Tomorrow is a London game. Sheeee-it. Grumblegrumblegrumble. I’ll set my alarm, but I make no promises.

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Gumbygirl

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blaxabbath

NOW THIS GUY GUMBYGIRL NOW I CALL THIS GUY THE CHIEF EXEUTIVE OF THE UNITES STATES BECAUSE EVERY DECLARATION ENDS WITH THE CLEAR UNDERSTAND THAT SHE ISN’T GOING TO DO IT AND WILL INSTEAD BE SLEEPING IN MAKEUP!

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WCS

Had me first suicide-by-train about 90 minutes ago.

FD on scene describe their clean-up as, “we’ll be here a while.”

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Mr. Ayo

JFC. At least that’s not much time for you to attend to.

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litre_cola

I am making artisan white claws. Thanks Don T.
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Mr. Ayo

Only the finest for DFOers!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Put that shit in the freezer where it belongs

/I have no authoritah in Canadia

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blaxabbath

FC Valour Fog?

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litre_cola

Winnipeg’s only team I don’t support.

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litre_cola

I like Malort and really like Skyline Chili. So does BC Dick, does that mean we are indigenoUs to like, Akron?

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WCS

Get this man 50 Big Turk bars, stat. Also, does a hot dog count as a sandwich?

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litre_cola

There is a lot of dfo going on here.

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WCS

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Geno Malkin drills the ENG, now leading 3-0 over the Ice Niners. Pens salvaging this weekend a little.

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Bogdanski

It means you must be locked up and studied, to see what can be extracted for the rest of humanities benefit

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litre_cola

Just Malörted a good friend of mine. She thought it tasted fine. 10 secs later, not happy. Zymm is my pusher.

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WCS

As a (lapsed) Irish Catholic, it really irks me when Notre Dame succeeds.

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Unsurprised

And as a football fan.

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Doktor Zymm

Update on the new waffle-weave robe. It’s true that it’s not lightweight enough to be a summer robe, but it is admirable as an autumn robe. The pockets remain kinda weird, but better in the full hammock as compared to the hammock chair

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Gumbygirl

I just realized I’m still wearing a bra. And pants. The horror!

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Gumbygirl

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Gumbygirl

What the fuck, my picture disappeared

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Gumbygirl

Let’s try a different one

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Unsurprised

Kitty!

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Mr. Ayo

Puppeh!

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Doktor Zymm

Oh dear! I hope you remedied the situation posthaste!

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Gumbygirl

I took everything off, just to be safe. And then I went door to door, warning the neighbors.

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WCS

Tempted to downvote…

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blaxabbath

I don’t like robe pockets.

I have a feeling women are generally okay with wearing pockets that are not functional if they’re cute. So I’ve figured that’s just part of the expectation with wearing any robe — it’s made to women’s likings.

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Doktor Zymm

Fuck that. Pockets need to be functional, ESPECIALLY on a robe. I don’t buy clothes without functional pockets now that such things are actually available and assholes who make fake or ‘cute’ pockets should burn in hell where they belong

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Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

— B. Walsh

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WCS

Bama still takes Tennessee’s lunch money while giving them swirlies.

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Doktor Zymm

Repo Man (the real one) remains one of the best movies of all time, and kids nowadays suck in comparison
https://youtu.be/m3b5Q7b8YXo

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Gumbygirl

I haven’t seen that in yonks. I need to find it, great movie!

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Horatio Cornblower

“Let’s get sushi…and not pay!!!”

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King Hippo

Fucking SC, can’t do THEIR ONE JORB

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WCS

I motion to make “Late night” hawkey be mandatory at least twice a week. At least two shifts, please and thank you, Gary Bettman.

Bettman remains an intergalactic disgrace.

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herodotus450

I once knew a man from St. Ivany…

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herodotus450

His dick went down to his knee…

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herodotus450

I couldn’t help but to stare
for a man was already there

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herodotus450

in front on his knees named Sidney Crosby!

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herodotus450

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WCS

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Mr. Ayo

Ice HOX are embracing this change with their fourth (4th) straight overtime game.

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Mr. Ayo

MAHURA! FUCK AND YES. EAT SHIT TORONTO!

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Bogdanski

Are the Mormons doing a color rush? Seems scandalous

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Mr. Ayo

They didn’t separate their laundry before soaking.

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King Hippo

#MarkOfCain (smgdh)

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Col. Duke LaCross

Gigantic Coca-Cola billboard in the stadium in Provo. SCANDALOUS!

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King Hippo

JV Safety Dance SponsoUred by BLEERGH!

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herodotus450

If I was an athlete or coach I think I’d get a big necklace that just says “FUCK” and wear it on the sidelines, so the cameras could never show me on tv.

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Doktor Zymm

Neck tattoo

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Doktor Zymm

Adermatoglyphia is a pretty fun genetic condition

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King Hippo

But Lisztomania has a kewler song written about it smgdh

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Gumbygirl

No fingerprints? I’d be criming like a mofo!

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Doktor Zymm

https://youtu.be/5rtvEDP4UTI

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Horatio Cornblower

There it is!

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King Hippo

That’s back to back home shutouts for T.E.A.M. guy at Bucky Badger, right? I don’t even recall my Wolven Sort ever doing THAT.

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Bogdanski

Yep, hasn’t happened to them since the 60’s

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King Hippo

Maryland should hire James “Walking Penis” Franklin. His level of cromulence gets a statue built there. And he could really rub it in the Paedos’ faces.

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WCS

Again, the Third Saturday in October is actually on the third Saturday in October.

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King Hippo

Amazing how things lined up that way, ain’t it PPPPPAAAAAWWWLLLLLL???

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Bogdanski

But what do the snozzberriers taste like?

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Doktor Zymm

Posted in the previous thread before I realized the new one was up:
I should learn Ffrench (French with a Welsh accent) and open a bar in St. Something

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Gumbygirl

St. Gwwwwyynnnfffddd.

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King Hippo

Nobody ever buys a vowel on their Wheel of Fortune,

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Gumbygirl

Do they have any?

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herodotus450

“You do WHAT with the sheep!?”
-French and Welsh patrons at the same time

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

I’m in.
/hopes that a visit to an island does not end up make me a minion of Doks

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Doktor Zymm

Don’t worry, I prefer minions that enjoy their work, it’s entirely voluntary and the benefits are quite good!

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King Hippo

Cowbells in FG range in The Swamp, down 2 with :38 to play…

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King Hippo

/cue the Fat Guy Pickerception to snap pride from the jaws of utter humiliation

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herodotus450

Lotta games between teams with little numbers next to their names!

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King Hippo

Fightin’ Misters Pickle have caught up with Gumbygirl’s crew…

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King Hippo

SAVED BY VAR!!

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Gumbygirl

We won! That’s because we finally ended the Trent Dilfer Experiment. Never go full Dilfer!

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blaxabbath

Now that the No Kings stuff has died down, our local GOP group is setting up for their Pro Pedophile Rally.

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King Hippo

They’ll be demanding a posthumous Presidential Medal of FreeDUM for Epstein before the year is out.

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Gumbygirl

There was a pathetic loser at Costco today with a Charlie Kirk shirt. He also had brown polyester pants pulled up to his armpits, a beret, and a pecil thin mustache. Such a fucking dweeb, I couldn’t even work up any hate. Pitiful.

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WCS

Dude’s just lost, lonely, and needs something to rally around.

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Gumbygirl

Does it have to be Fascism?

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blaxabbath

Better than the Denver Broncos.

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