Welcome to 2026 JV NFL Thread

Oh Christ, let’s see how this one can get even shittier!  Fucking THEEEEEE, making Da U a thing again.

There is also a smattering of footy today, but only Championship (CBSSN at 10:00) in the morning.  Even England is being dickholes.

5 Oregon (-2.5) v. 4 Guns Up!! – Fuck You LOLfin Crypto Owl (Noon, ESPN)

It would be difficult to be any wronger than Hippo has been all season long.  But I just don’t get this one.  Texas Tech has a murderous DL (hell, entire front seven) and Quackers have looked mid all season.  I mean, much better than James Madison.  But STILL.

9 Roll Damn Tide (+7) v. 1 Indiana Fightin’ Brockys – Old Man Flower Parade Owl (4:00, ESPN)

Waaaahhhhh, the whole JV NFL calendar has to revolve around a Q4 sunset in a stupid SoCal suburb.  But I will admit, having Bama and the Cignetti machine face off here?  Kind of cool.  But it still should be played in Bloomington this is such a DUMB way to handle a post-season.

6 Johnny Reb (+6.5) v. 3 Georgia – High Fructose Corn Syrup Owl (8:00, ESPN)

Perhaps the only matchup that will have a live wire crowd, as N’Awlins is within driving range of two fairly large and absolutely rabid fanbases.  UGA has the “well-oiled killing machine” going, as they face off against the big spurned lover energy of the Rebs.  The first matchup in Athens was pretty damned fun, so maybe plan to stay up late.  OK, TRY to stay up late.