A Dog’s Breakfast: The 2015 Atlanta Falcons Season Preview

INT. GEORGIA DOME - DAY Astonishingly handsome anchor steps into camera frame. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Hi folks, it's Rikki-Tikki-Deadly here, and I'm reporting LIVE from the Georgia Dome. It is absolutely thunderous in here...[presses finger to earpiece] Hey, Angela? PRODUCER: [inaudible] RTD: Yeah...it's too much. Can you get them to turn it down? PRODUCER: [inaudible] RTD: I don't