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“Soar, You Mighty Wing’d Beasts” – The Falcons at their Bye
Look – can I be honest here for a second? A Week 5 bye is hardly something to measure a team against unless they…
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“False Evidence Appearing Real” – An Atlanta Falcons Season Preview
Well, here we are again. Welcome, everyone, to the Atlanta Falcons, Having covered the Falcons for [DFO] since 2018, I’ve decided the time has…
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“Wither Jerry Glanville” – The Falcons At Their Bye
Hi everyone, It’s me, Beerguyrob, back from the bargaining table with another Bye Week update, this time for the Atlanta Falcons. The Falcons sit…
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“If Bland Were Whelming!” – An Atlanta Falcons Preview
I know what you’re thinking – “Wait – what the hell is he doing here?” Hold on, pretty deaf girl. I never said I…
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“Even Sherman Thinks That’s Enough” – The Falcons Off Their Bye
The problem with following Senor’s post about the Jets is that he used all the good words & euphemisms for “bad”. But what about…
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A Post-Doctoral Thesis On Economic Incentive & The Free Market – An Atlanta Falcons 2020 Preview
Fade in: The Greene Science Center at Columbia University. A slightly disheveled beverage purveyor, in newly-purchased pants, is about to address a collected panel.…
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“When ‘All Y’all’ Are Better” – The 2019 Atlanta Falcons At Their Bye
Hi everyone, (checks nfl.com to see if Dan Quinn has been fired yet.) It’s your old pal Beerguyrob, with a mid-season looksee into the…
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“So It’s Come To This” – A 2019 Atlanta Falcons Season Preview
As God is my witness, I had no idea where to go with this year’s preview. I have covered the Falcons for [DFO] for…
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“This Beer Tastes Like Ass!” – The Falcons At Their Bye
Hi again. I’m Beerguyrob, Way back in the recent past – September 3rd, to be precise – the truthiest of truth bombs was dropped…
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“America Doesn’t Forgive The Sinner” – An Atlanta Falcons Preview
I’m not sure why this team has fallen to me to preview over the years. Rikki covered them in the initial year of the…