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Your “Making Something Out Of Nothing” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
It’s very quiet, what with everyone travelling to Dallas & not wanting to tip hands ahead of Thursday night. NFL News: The John Lynch…
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“What Does It Matter? We Know How It’ll End” – The Falcons Coming Off Their Bye
Well, when I started this, I had them pegged at 4-0. Then they shit the bed versus the Bills and I had to retype…
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Your “Oh Look – It’s The Atlanta F*%$#-king Falcons” Season Preview
They know what they did. THEY KNOW! I hope Dan Quinn wakes up screaming every night at 3:28 AM, sweating in anguish over how…
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Do It For Us…ALL Of Us – A Falcons Super Bowl Preview
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: No, wait – that’s not it. That’s the ticket. It really is a delightful story,…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Today’s topic – the Atlanta Falcons. (posted with permission) It’s been my curse to have to follow the Falcons for DFO this year. Since…
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“When Not All Tires Catch Fire” – The Atlanta Falcons At Their Bye
First of all, let’s kick this mother off right: The Falcons are 6-4 and on their bye this weekend. Let that sink in for a…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Because I’m sensible (and also busy on Thursday nights) I didn’t watch the Jags-Titans game last night. But I did see some highlights this…
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A Dog’s Breakfast: The 2015 Atlanta Falcons Season Preview
INT. GEORGIA DOME – DAY Astonishingly handsome anchor steps into camera frame. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Hi folks, it’s Rikki-Tikki-Deadly here, and I’m reporting LIVE from the…