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  • “Will CBP Let Me In, or Will ICE Send Me Home?” – a Seahawks Season Preview

    “Will CBP Let Me In, or Will ICE Send Me Home?” – a Seahawks Season Preview

    September 5, 2025

    Hi again, As the resident [DFO] Seahawks season ticket holder, I thought I’d preview the season by letting you know how much fun it’s…

  • “False Evidence Appearing Real” – An Atlanta Falcons Season Preview

    “False Evidence Appearing Real” – An Atlanta Falcons Season Preview

    August 28, 2025

    Well, here we are again. Welcome, everyone, to the Atlanta Falcons, Having covered the Falcons for [DFO] since 2018, I’ve decided the time has…

  • Your “Oh God – did I wake up in 2018?” Sunday Evening Open Thread

    Your “Oh God – did I wake up in 2018?” Sunday Evening Open Thread

    July 27, 2025

    Hi everyone, Don’t worry, you haven’t fallen into the Springfield Mystery Spot. It’s your old pal, Beerguyrob, coming in off the bench to aid…

  • Your “Ain’t Got Time to Mate, I’m Here to Hate!” Sexy Friday Evening Hate Week Open Thread

    Your “Ain’t Got Time to Mate, I’m Here to Hate!” Sexy Friday Evening Hate Week Open Thread

    February 7, 2025

    Hey everyone, We made it! It’s Super Bowl Friday; time to celebrate the end of the work week and the start of a super…

  • “There’s No Debate – It’s Good to Hate” – Your Thursday Evening Hate Week Open Thread

    “There’s No Debate – It’s Good to Hate” – Your Thursday Evening Hate Week Open Thread

    February 6, 2025

    Welcome to Day 4 of [DFO] Hate Week, where the catharsis is in getting the bile out of the system & onto the page,…

  • “Feeling Hate in its Natural State” – Your Wednesday Evening Hate Week Open Thread

    “Feeling Hate in its Natural State” – Your Wednesday Evening Hate Week Open Thread

    February 5, 2025

    Hi everyone, and welcome to night three of [DFO] Hate Week. Tonight’s a Very Special Night, as this evening is dedicated to Dok Zymm…

  • “Half-Price Tuesday = Double Value Hate” – Your Hate Week Tuesday Open Thread

    “Half-Price Tuesday = Double Value Hate” – Your Hate Week Tuesday Open Thread

    February 4, 2025

    Welcome back, everyone I hope you enjoyed yesterday’s history lesson. Today we dive into some modern history most of us are old enough to…

  • “Don’t Be Late – It’s Time For Hate!” – Your Hate Week Monday Open Thread

    “Don’t Be Late – It’s Time For Hate!” – Your Hate Week Monday Open Thread

    February 3, 2025

    Hi everyone, It’s your old pal Beerguy, here once again for our annual tribute to “Big Game Week”©®™, otherwise known ’round these parts as…

  • “There and Back Again” – The Hob-… er, The Falcons After Their Bye

    “There and Back Again” – The Hob-… er, The Falcons After Their Bye

    November 27, 2024

    Ugh, not this shit again. Anyway, it’s me, Beerguyrob, and as per usual, I am preparing a bye-week-ish report on the Falcons and… Y’know…

  • “What’s old is new, and then is crud, again” – The Seahawks After Their Bye

    “What’s old is new, and then is crud, again” – The Seahawks After Their Bye

    November 13, 2024

    Oh lord – where to begin? When the season started, I had a cautious optimism going in. If you read my award-adjacent preview, you…

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