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“Will CBP Let Me In, or Will ICE Send Me Home?” – a Seahawks Season Preview
Hi again, As the resident [DFO] Seahawks season ticket holder, I thought I’d preview the season by letting you know how much fun it’s…
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“False Evidence Appearing Real” – An Atlanta Falcons Season Preview
Well, here we are again. Welcome, everyone, to the Atlanta Falcons, Having covered the Falcons for [DFO] since 2018, I’ve decided the time has…
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“There’s No Debate – It’s Good to Hate” – Your Thursday Evening Hate Week Open Thread
Welcome to Day 4 of [DFO] Hate Week, where the catharsis is in getting the bile out of the system & onto the page,…
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“Half-Price Tuesday = Double Value Hate” – Your Hate Week Tuesday Open Thread
Welcome back, everyone I hope you enjoyed yesterday’s history lesson. Today we dive into some modern history most of us are old enough to…
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“Don’t Be Late – It’s Time For Hate!” – Your Hate Week Monday Open Thread
Hi everyone, It’s your old pal Beerguy, here once again for our annual tribute to “Big Game Week”©®™, otherwise known ’round these parts as…
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“There and Back Again” – The Hob-… er, The Falcons After Their Bye
Ugh, not this shit again. Anyway, it’s me, Beerguyrob, and as per usual, I am preparing a bye-week-ish report on the Falcons and… Y’know…
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