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“Soar, You Mighty Wing’d Beasts” – The Falcons at their Bye
Look – can I be honest here for a second? A Week 5 bye is hardly something to measure a team against unless they…
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“False Evidence Appearing Real” – An Atlanta Falcons Season Preview
Well, here we are again. Welcome, everyone, to the Atlanta Falcons, Having covered the Falcons for [DFO] since 2018, I’ve decided the time has…
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“There and Back Again” – The Hob-… er, The Falcons After Their Bye
Ugh, not this shit again. Anyway, it’s me, Beerguyrob, and as per usual, I am preparing a bye-week-ish report on the Falcons and… Y’know…
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“Still Chasing That Dragon” – Your 2024 Atlanta Falcons Preview
Hi everyone, I’ve emerged from the union lair to live up to my responsibilities and provide a season preview of everyone’s favoUrite team, the…
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“John Connor Is Safe For Now” – An Atlanta Falcons Preview
Hi everyone, I’m the ghost of a once-regular #contentmine supplier ’round these parts, Beerguyrob. I’ve got to say – having to do my real…
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“What the Hell Is This Garbage?” – A 2022 Atlanta Falcons Preview
Hi everyone, it’s your old pal, Beerguyrob. I know, I know. I haven’t been around in a while, so who am I to think…
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“If Bland Were Whelming!” – An Atlanta Falcons Preview
I know what you’re thinking – “Wait – what the hell is he doing here?” Hold on, pretty deaf girl. I never said I…
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