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A Post-Doctoral Thesis On Economic Incentive & The Free Market – An Atlanta Falcons 2020 Preview
Fade in: The Greene Science Center at Columbia University. A slightly disheveled beverage purveyor, in newly-purchased pants, is about to address a collected panel.…
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“When ‘All Y’all’ Are Better” – The 2019 Atlanta Falcons At Their Bye
Hi everyone, (checks nfl.com to see if Dan Quinn has been fired yet.) It’s your old pal Beerguyrob, with a mid-season looksee into the…
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“So It’s Come To This” – A 2019 Atlanta Falcons Season Preview
As God is my witness, I had no idea where to go with this year’s preview. I have covered the Falcons for [DFO] for…
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“This Beer Tastes Like Ass!” – The Falcons At Their Bye
Hi again. I’m Beerguyrob, Way back in the recent past – September 3rd, to be precise – the truthiest of truth bombs was dropped…
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“America Doesn’t Forgive The Sinner” – An Atlanta Falcons Preview
I’m not sure why this team has fallen to me to preview over the years. Rikki covered them in the initial year of the…
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Your “All Eras Must End” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: NFL officiating & rules are again in focus this morning: Gene Steratore’s crew in Oakland had two national spotlight moments last night.…
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“What Does It Matter? We Know How It’ll End” – The Falcons Coming Off Their Bye
Well, when I started this, I had them pegged at 4-0. Then they shit the bed versus the Bills and I had to retype…
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Your “Oh Look – It’s The Atlanta F*%$#-king Falcons” Season Preview
They know what they did. THEY KNOW! I hope Dan Quinn wakes up screaming every night at 3:28 AM, sweating in anguish over how…
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“When Not All Tires Catch Fire” – The Atlanta Falcons At Their Bye
First of all, let’s kick this mother off right: The Falcons are 6-4 and on their bye this weekend. Let that sink in for a…
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The Atlanta Falcons – If “Why?” Was A Football Team
Introduction: In the realm of football-related ventures, deciding to assess the value of the Atlanta Falcons prior to the 2016 didn’t seem like a…