Are You Ready? – Sunday morning thread

Good morning all, are you excited for today? It is a marathon not a sprint but how are you getting ready? What are you doing today? Going to a party? Participating in our open thread? Day drinking?

I have been up awhile now and have made my bets for the day;

Over the 1:44 on the anthem, Aretha going to go long to unite the nation and keep peeps mind off Kaep’s kneeling.

More than 3.5 field goals, boys can kick

over 44.5 yards longest field goal, easy.

Under 56.5, run, run, run. I am nervous about this one but then I can cheer for low scoring.

James White to have 2 touchdowns. 9-1, too good not to take a 20 dollar flyer on.

As for libations, I started with Baileys and coffee and will move on to breakfast wine, then beer, then probably bourbon and red wine. I do not work tomorrow which is of much importance.

Before the game we have Foxy Footy v Man U, then Man City v Arsenal. Those are quite good matchups to kill time before the real drinking starts. After that there is 3 Ice Footbaw games because Bettman knows to get the hell out of the way of the Shield.

What will you be cooking, drinking, doing getting ready to hopefully see the meteor hit Megatron’s butthole?

To all of those who stay on the sidelines or lurk enter your information today as the powers that be will be approving them this morning. Except you pesky Russians.

 

 

 

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herodotus450

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Spur

am so glad Romo replaced Phil Simms in the booth.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Say what now?

Gratliff

Apparently there are groups of Saints fans protesting outside the Super Bowl and it’s more important than ever that the Rams win it all now

Spur

This is starting to get serious.

Dunstan

Off to a party this year, but just wanted to wish all you DFO’ers a good day. Except for the Pats fans among you — may you enjoy good drinks and snacks but a miserable game.

GO RAMS! OR METEOR!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This guy gets it.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Turns out I won’t be watching alone after all. Work colleague, also a Masshole, invited me to come over to his place to help run interference on his visiting in-laws, who apparently hate the Patriots as much as most of the commentariat here. He sent this as an example of the kind of grief he’s getting even before the game:
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I begged off, but invoked reciprocity in the event he wanted to pull the ripcord, and he has accepted. So, I’ll at least be watching with a fellow P*ts fan.

King Hippo

G.O.A.T. FUCKER! 😀

Spur

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King Hippo
Spur

more salsa and chips!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Me when there is food left from some lunch deal at work…… or so the meme would go.

Doktor Zymm

I just made myself a meat/cheese/bread/nut platter, and opened some wine to go with it. Way too lazy to go out for the game, will be watching Futurama reruns until then.

King Hippo

retrospective from Urinating Tree:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcolwgLvFeI

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

lol NFL already made a claim on the video

rockingdog

I’m off to the bar here in New England. Excited to see what happens!!!! Last year, I walked back home after the game in the rain. This year, rain doesn’t seem to be in the forecast for my walk back home. Weird.

Found a funny:
[in a normal speaking voice from top row of football stadium] Good luck today guys

Horatio Cornblower

There’s, um, there’s more than one bar in New England.

Spur

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Just Lurking

Agree.
Atwater was a hammer.
That’s coming from a Raiders fan and watching that guy kill week after week.

King Hippo

it hurt just watching him blow fuckers up

Just Lurking

Tatums hit on Earl Campbell was HUGE

Atwaters hit on Okoye was HUGE too

King Hippo

agreed re both. Tatum absolutely killed on the footy pitch. I liked watching him too, despite the uniform! 😀

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He was a real……… back breaker.

Horatio Cornblower

The only person who didn’t feel that comment was Daryl Stingley.

Just Lurking

Lotta hate for Donks (and AFC West), but Atwater was a fucking stud

King Hippo
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He had the ball skills, speed, range, and smarts to be able to play in today’s game. He was a team leader on a superb owl team, etc., etc. so no Peter King never considered him.

King Hippo

yeah, it was underrated just how rangy he was. Remarkable player.

King Hippo

Ty Fucking Law got in HoF over Atwater? A motherfucking above-average system CB? What was he best known for, other than holding every play??

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Why does this surprise you? I’m surprised two Donks got in.

King Hippo

It doesn’t surprise me, just makes me mad.

Like when the P*ts get crowned again in like 6 hours.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I can’t get angry since it was pretty inevitable. He influenced (by their own admission) the games other safeties already in.

Horatio Cornblower

The NFL HoF voting is a fucking joke.

King Hippo

the non-evil twin just brought me a #BFIB 2011 World Series Champions pennant from her thrifting. Hopefully this brings the mighty RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! men good fortune.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

No wait, the evil twin’s scar should be on the left side!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

indeed, the wait for pill #3 is getting unbearable

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

lol they’re doing a Joe Namath tribute with “Not Throwing Away My Shot” playing in the background.

Brick Meathook

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Horatio Cornblower

No inbreeding there.

King Hippo

I have no idea why this popped to mind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i97OkCXwotE

Just Lurking

Cuz it fucking kills?

King Hippo

/imagines the Beavis reaction

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Just Lurking

mmmm situ
ational awareness

Gratliff

I take great pains to avoid having Trump on my TV. Fuck you, CBS.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Just Lurking

Anyone else think this Turkish Airlines ad focus seems weird?

King Hippo

as a Lurker, you knew to bring angel dust for the whole clubhouse…RIGHT?

herodotus450

The part where the journalist got murdered for exposing the fake coup against Erdogan? No, that part seemed totally normal.

Gratliff

“It is reprehensible to us that the Saudi royals would have a journalist murdered in broad daylight. You have to do that shit at night smdh”

Brick Meathook

There used to be big Turkish Airlines billboards around LAX featuring Kobe Bryant. They stopped using him after he admitted to a reporter that he had never been to Turkey.

King Hippo

well, y wud he? Plenty of womens to butt-rape rite hear in teh US-of-A!

Gratliff

Never know when you’re gonna get an American to defect. Turkey becomes relatively more sane by comparison every day.

King Hippo

wear every Day is Thanksgiving ,, ppl forget that

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Will never forget the day Esiason dared Marino to beat his ass on live TV. That fucking stare at the end should be followed with Boomer thanking him for saving his life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu8q3363qTk

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Just Lurking

Got sucked into some pre game…take homes:

Edelman gave me the douche chills getting on the bus……ehhh
Gronks frat guy thing is still a thing

Gratliff

Gronk’s favorite type of chips are definitely lead. I don’t think CTE can account for all of it.

Gratliff

Phil Simms and Boomer Esiason on TV at the same time and the singularity has begun

Spur

Come on Ref, let them Play!
Puppy Bowl Refs are so strict.

Spur

Time to drink.

Spur

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Anybody actually watching the pregame?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

nope, I’mma read until 6:30, they is limits to Hippo’s masochism

Gratliff

Reminder that there is a Halftime Heat this year, so you don’t have to sit through the scheduled shitshow.
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Oddly, it looks like WWE has already started the livestream of the network like 5 hours early?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8lRhDcsdSQ

Gratliff

Okay, time to switch to the pregame and find out which country artist respects flags the most

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Laura Ingraham throwing up a heil salute would be like the 4th stupidest thing she does on any given day

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

True dat. She gets paid great money for those three things too.

Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

I’m pretty sure that’s a wig. This guy is a billionaire.

King Hippo

God, how I hate this whiny, ass-kisser Scotsman who always announces the Barca y Real matches

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I like the sign ASS 3:16.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

and the LAWD said upon to the ppls, u can NEVAR go ass 2 mouth ,, smh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Off topic, but all kinds of shit be goin’ DOWN, Donna ain’t give a shit, Donna will enjoy herself.

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Gratliff

Understated part of the Attitude Era was every fan trying to ruin every live experience for every other fan with the largest signs they could. Also, the “Shawn is a God” sign 3 signs away from the “Shawn is a fag” sign gives you an idea of the discourse.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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The noise is probably with it too.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

Saw this on twitter today

The difference between Amy Winehouse and Amy Winehouse jokes is that the jokes will get old.

Laughed my way right into the economy class in Hell.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I like it so you are obviously in the wrong.

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King Hippo

say wut u want about Amy, she ain’t no quitter!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh