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Guttersnipe
There is light amid the darkness. Not only did mister Lily and I (mostly him) actually win a game last week but we are…
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Guttersnipe
One late morning last week, seated in my motor-carriage and travelling to-wards a local restaurant in search of sustenance to break the night’s fast,…
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Guttersnipe
To continue where I left off last week: this latest new wave of Thai opera simply wouldn’t exist without the efforts of the “big…
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Coach Zimmer Takes a Long Walk in the Woods.
banner image via [exterior Coach Zimmers’ compound in Kentucky] Coach Zimmer walks in the front door of his expansive residence looking forlorn. He tosses…
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“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”
Part 7: All Over But the Crying Setting: The Virginia Mason Athletic Center, Renton, WA. May 3, 2021 Ext. A fourth floor office. Two…
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“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”
Part 6: Gaze In That Mirror With An Eye That’s True Setting: The Bar-B-Q Shop, 1782 Madison Avenue, Memphis, TN, April 18, 2021 Ext.…
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“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”
Part 5: Out of The Frying Pan… And Into The Grease Fire Setting: The Indianapolis Crowne Plaza Hotel – 123 West Louisiana Street, Indianapolis,…
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“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”
Part 4: Was The Discount Worth The Price? Setting: Ditka’s Steakhouse, Oakbrook, IL. March 11, 2021, 7:30 p.m. Pete Carroll & John Schneider are…
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“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”
Part 3: Into The Realm of The Swoosh Setting: Autzen Stadium, Eugene, OR. February 25, 2021 In the parking lot, Pete Carroll & John…
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“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman” – Part 1: The Ultimatum
Setting: The Virginia Mason Athletic Center, Renton, WA. February 9, 2021 Ext. A third floor office. One man sits behind a desk. A plethora…