Jason Garrett Evaluates his Roster

yeah right - December 7, 2018

Interior: Dallas Cowboys practice facility, Frisco Texas. Jason Garrett: "Hey Scott." Scott Linehan: "Jason." JG: "Gonna be a tough schedule from here on out." SL: "Shore is, Jason. Although, we got a couple of winnable games in there." JG: "Hell, they're all tough opponents in the NFL and especially this time of year." SL: "Yep." JG: "So,

A “Case” of Evil.

yeah right - October 31, 2018October 31, 2018

* image via interior Vikings locker room fall 2017. Case Keenum sits at his locker preparing for the 2017 season opener. Sam Bradford approaches. Sam: "Hey Case! Whatup?" Case: "Hey 'Hi-Beam' how you doing?" Sam: "Feeling good, man. I'm ready for the season to start. I don't think I've ever felt healthier or more prepared

Offseason Qb Interviews – New York Edition

litre_cola - April 18, 2018April 17, 2018

Just Landed at JFK, it's time to head to the local hostel. The Puerto Rican DFO overlords are ruthless if you have no content from the content mines. Hopefully this gives me a chance to catch some local bands while I am here. I wonder what is up with the NYFG

Offseason Qb Interviews. Arizona edition.

litre_cola - February 14, 2018February 13, 2018

I love the desert, maybe I can squeeze some golf in after the interview. It’s so handy that the stadium is so close to the metro area and Sky HarboUr…… It has proven to be very successful for the local hockey heroes, their attendance is through the roof and they

Offseason QB Interviews – Dallas edition.

litre_cola - January 31, 2018January 30, 2018

It's hate week they said, go to your evil place they said. Is it not bad enough the Eagles have to play the hated P*ts this weekend? Nope, heading to big D to see what is happening with the Cowboys. As a professional journalist from the Upstairs Backlane Hollywood Journalism School

Offseason QB Interviews! – Denver edition.

litre_cola - January 24, 2018January 23, 2018

Ahhh yeaahh Denver. Mountains? Check. Good beer? Check. Legal weed? Check. QB interview? Well, we shall just see about that. I have absolutely no idea who I am going to speak to but I will trust that Internet Dad has this set up for me. First things first have to

Offseason QB Interviews! – San Francisco Edition.

litre_cola - January 18, 2018January 17, 2018

Alright, third time lucky I am sure with all the optimism in San Francisco that the dysfunction will have left the facility. /Arrives at AT&T Park Sweet, maybe I can get some of my beloved Dirt Niners gear before my interview. Where the hell is the entrance for the Niners part of

It Ends Tonight! Titans @ Patriots Divisional Open Thread

Don T - January 13, 2018January 13, 2018

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2015 was Mariota’s rookie season and the Titans finished 3-13, being shredded by Johnny Manziel in the process. How times change; now Tennessee stands to be destroyed by Tom Brady on his ascension to Unparalleled Excellence. That’s forward progress even Jeff Tripplette can’t deny. Last Saturday the Titans won its first

The Blair Walsh Project

laserguru - October 31, 2017

Exterior: Wintertime in a wooded area. A shaky handheld camera pans in a 180 degree view. Voice 1: "Hey Laura? I think I've got it!" Voice 2: "Is it on? Have you ever worked one of those things before?" V1: "Oh geez, it's just a camcorder ya know. Even a little kid can

Rogue 23: A Skol Wars Story

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - January 4, 2017January 4, 2017

[Exterior, Space. The camera pans through the cold black nothingness of the void. The underside of a Star Destroyer slowly passes into frame, until the square launch bay is seen. A flash of light, and a pod is launched out of the bay.] [Camera follows the pod as it streaks toward

Quotables Week 13 – Results

ballsofsteelandfury - December 9, 2016December 8, 2016

You know, I don't think anyone could be prouder of their class than me. You all outdid yourselves. Give yourselves slaps on the ass! HARD! On to the winners: Because no one appreciates inside jokes born out of a wild Vegas weekend more than I do. Honorable mention goes to SonofSpam: That’s how I celebrated

NFL Speakeasy Stories – LA Story

ballsofsteelandfury - December 7, 2016December 7, 2016

The girl with the absinthe cart approached him with a wicked smile and a knowing look One more Coach? Jeff Fisher just wanted to sit in the back corner alone "No thanks, Sue Lynn." She walked away feeling a mixture of pity and admiration. It took a lot to survive in this town, let