October 17, 2016 - INTERIOR MEDICAL OFFICE SOMEWHERE IN PENNSYLVANIA Dr. Jim Bradley: Well Ben, I think the surgery went about as well as it could have. We may even have you back on the field after the Patriots game! Ben: Please address me as Herr Benjamin Todd Röthlisberger, mein lieber doktor. Dr. Jim:
Fantasy Fan Fiction
A Correction is Made. A Promise is Kept.
DFO Halloween Stories: Mr. Brown’s Shortcut
EXT: Pittsburgh Steelers practice facility. Antonio Brown and Markus Wheaton are catching passes from a Jugs passing machine: Markus Wheaton: "Damn, Antonio! You can catch some serious fastballs from that machine. How many passes do you catch each day?" Antonio Brown: "I guess a couple hundred a day. Give or take. Gotta stay sharp
Getting to Know the New Dallas Quarterback.
*Banner photo courtesy of Getty Images [interior new Dallas Cowboys practice facility with OC Scott Linehan and HC Jason Garrett] JG: "Hey Scott!" SL: "Howdy Jason." JG: "Gonna be a hell of a ride this year, are you ready for it?" SL: "You betcha! Ya know, this year just feels different. We've had to deal
Minnesota Vikings Preview: Coach Zimmer Addresses the Team.
[interior US Bank Stadium coaches office. Inside Coach Zimmer is tirelessly studying game film of the Tennessee Titans] /knock on door [door flies open] Zygi Wilf: "Yo Zimmy! How the hell are yez? Gettin' the boys ready for another fuckin' season over heah?" Coach Zimmer: "You know I am Zygi! I've got big plans
Coach Zimmer Gets Ready for Work.
main image via Interior: Coach Zimmer's home near the Great Northern Minnesota woods "Good morning, Maria! Well, I guess it's about that time again. Training camp starts tomorrow." Maria: "I sure hope you have a great year coach. Will you be camping out tonight since it's the last night before your season starts?" CZ:
Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Midweek Special!
I know you're disappointed that, for travel-related reasons, your weekly dose of AFL Beat will be delayed. In an effort to tide you over, I offer this little analysis I did in which I asked the question: What if the NFL used the AFL system to determine playoff seedings? I compiled the
Free Agency Hysteria!
Super Bowl “L” Predictions: Blake Griffin
Hi everyone, I'm NBA All-Star Blake Griffin of the Los Angeles Clippers and I'm here to give my prediction for Super Bo... What was that? No, the Los Angeles CLIPPERS. Yes, they are a real team. No, I'm not mispronouncing "Lakers" we are the "Clippers." We play at the Staples Center and everything. Can
Year in Review: 2015 as an Acid Flashback
Jesus, this shit is strong! Hopefully this doesn't lead to one of those horrible introspective nightmares that last 4 hours or so. I need strong drink and music to level this angry bastard out. /lies down //puts on LP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtAHLV7hkXE Holy suffering Christ what a strange year this past one has been. I don't
