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Todd’s Surf Journal: Hammerland
Hodads and hodettes, I have some of the most wonderful news to share: the state of California has decriminalized jaywalking! You’re probably saying to…
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Request Line: Dentistry
INT. A DARK ROOM – NIGHT [a scream is heard] [another scream, louder] [two screams in quick succession] [finally, a scream that starts at…
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Better Know A South American Euros Participant – Colombia
Hi, everybody. It’s King Hippo, bringing you news of Most Glorious South American Euros. Today’s preview involves the beautiful, peace-loving nation of Colombia, where…
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Your “YA BETTER SIGN SOMEBODDDYYY!!!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
(A billion thanks to Low Commander for the photoshop) Tomorrow afternoon is when things start to go nuts. So it’s pretty quiet today. A…
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Late Night DAK! vs. Hoyer Country Game Thread
Well…who ya got? Unlike any QB ever before him, nor any QB who will ever come after, DAK! has an affinity for his mother.…
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Getting to Know the New Dallas Quarterback.
*Banner photo courtesy of Getty Images [interior new Dallas Cowboys practice facility with OC Scott Linehan and HC Jason Garrett] JG: “Hey Scott!” SL:…
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Roger Goodell Has A Quiet Day At The Office
345 Park Avenue, New York [Roger Goodell is sitting alone in his office in a massive black leather desk chair, humming the NFL Red…