Tag: Nightmare Fuel

Todd’s Surf Journal: Hammerland

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Hodads and hodettes, I have some of the most wonderful news to share: the state of California has decriminalized jaywalking! You're probably saying to yourself "oh, come on, Todd, it's not like you pay your fines anyways" but it's not about that, brochacho.  You know how I'm always saying that I

Request Line: Dentistry

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INT. A DARK ROOM - NIGHT [a scream is heard] [another scream, louder] [two screams in quick succession] [finally, a scream that starts at a volume of 7 and goes all the way up to a volume of 9] CUT TO: INT. BOXCAR - EARLY MORNING The PRODUCER, asleep on a mound of straw, wakes up

Better Know A South American Euros Participant – Colombia

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Hi, everybody.  It's King Hippo, bringing you news of Most Glorious South American Euros.  Today's preview involves the beautiful, peace-loving nation of Colombia, where the national team is called Los Cafeteros - because certainly, when one thinks of Colombian exports, one always thinks coffee. You may remember them from the last World

Late Night DAK! vs. Hoyer Country Game Thread

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Well...who ya got? Unlike any QB ever before him, nor any QB who will ever come after, DAK! has an affinity for his mother. That has to give him an edge, unless it has made him kind of a sissy ,, no ofence. The Bears...continue to shit in the woods AND