INT. A DARK ROOM – NIGHT

[a scream is heard]

[another scream, louder]

[two screams in quick succession]

[finally, a scream that starts at a volume of 7 and goes all the way up to a volume of 9]

CUT TO: INT. BOXCAR – EARLY MORNING

The PRODUCER, asleep on a mound of straw, wakes up in a cold sweat.

PRODUCER: Huh.  That gives me an idea.

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Today we’re looking for songs that involve all things of an oral nature.  Teeth, lips, gums, biting, chewing, anything along those lines.  I’ll get us started with a nice little tune about vampires from the recently renamed Say Hi.

GRUMBLE GRUMBLE THEY’LL ALWAYS BE SAY HI TO YOUR MOM TO ME GRUMBLE GRUMBLE