INT. A DARK ROOM – NIGHT
[a scream is heard]
[another scream, louder]
[two screams in quick succession]
[finally, a scream that starts at a volume of 7 and goes all the way up to a volume of 9]
CUT TO: INT. BOXCAR – EARLY MORNING
The PRODUCER, asleep on a mound of straw, wakes up in a cold sweat.
PRODUCER: Huh. That gives me an idea.
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Today we’re looking for songs that involve all things of an oral nature. Teeth, lips, gums, biting, chewing, anything along those lines. I’ll get us started with a nice little tune about vampires from the recently renamed Say Hi.
GRUMBLE GRUMBLE THEY’LL ALWAYS BE SAY HI TO YOUR MOM TO ME GRUMBLE GRUMBLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jJAgSc769Q
Related-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No8JI2naKt8&ab_channel=KaiStrawKaiStrawVerified
But you know I’m never really sure, if you’re just kissing to be clever
https://youtu.be/hFVuuRxM2VU
I was taking a washroom break (no more peeing in mason jars for me!) and thought of this ditty and ran back to my computer. I’m a silly person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMD2TwRvuoU&ab_channel=JoJoIsTheBestOfAll
Dude.
C’mon, name another Pinniped that can sing that well! Most of them just bark.
I’m having hot dogs and potato chips for lunch, washed down with an ice-cold root beer. You know who approves of this lunch choice?
A double shot, of sorts…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqVR0VrpTII
You done Inceptified the dadgum theme, is what you did thar!
Waaaall shitFIRE & thankyall kindly.
Disappointing lack of Canadian content in this thread. Let’s fix that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwkNsWcFy1Q
Here’s a little ditty by a fever brained fool!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuRMlQE0f8g
Double shot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nROeOUybBCE
It’s a triple shot from a treasonous trump humping twat!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr4mUDULOCU
Same title, different song, non-douchebag artist (as far as I know):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvlLMvNg8tw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9tEvfIsDyo
Oh jesus did I laugh at the Jeff Fisher.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WxDrVUrSvI
Original source of the image? KSK herself.
Elmo sez brush your teef
https://youtu.be/wxMrtK-kYnE
Teef spelled backwards is ‘foot’. Weird, huh?
Brush them too, just to be safe!
Going way back to a song written by Robert Burns:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek8iJtCnI2M
Little Known Trivia: This Quartershark was sacked by Lawrence Taylor more than any other player at the same position.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX3bN5YeiQs&ab_channel=GoldenApple%E2%9C%94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe8MkkqSUKg&ab_channel=TheelinrotTheelinrot
In tribute to the recently-departed Jim Steinman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wO8toxinoc
I’m still a child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amffOYclBD8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEwvtuFoCWw
C’mon guys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE&ab_channel=QueenOfficial
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hk4RyxA240
There’s always room for Jello.
HEADER SONG DOUBLE SHOT!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lmamkMofOU4
A slightly slurred voice comes through the ether…
“Hang on a minute, babe…no, I mean go ahead and ring up the Doritos and just put your number on the receipt…wait, why don’t you give out receipts? Oh, right, there aren’t any returns in this realm. Anyway, when’s your shift over? I can just hang out by the magazines until…right, the song. I forgot about this one. Here’s another legendary band, or maybe the same one. No, honey I was talking to my friends on the blog. Yeah, they’re still living. Well, one’ll be here soon but he doesn’t know it yet…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKAwIwjHwZI&ab_channel=ThePunkRockwins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzAJqKll6hI
Advice for a young Buddy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mdEvMM2fes&ab_channel=FrancMoody-Topic
I’m not big on country music, but some Dirty-Mouthed Flo is just okay with me.
https://youtu.be/Shc2hy5-AH4
There it is!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOFCTFXn6xE&ab_channel=HALLnOatesVEVO
I didn’t even think of this one, so shame on me.
So, in summary…
You win this time, Dr Naut, but I will be back next week at this same time, same channel, to try another post that will defeat you!
Double shot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOuhYuZLNYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SZsAEj2WCs
Fats double shot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtHR_CrapiM
/buys 3 cans of Aqua Net
//rips holes in jeans
///eyeline is on point
FUCK YEAH READY FOR FRIDAY NIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIt3OGra3Lo&ab_channel=GROUPLOVEGROUPLOVEOfficialArtistChannel
[cranks volume up to 11]
If you want to change the world
https://youtu.be/3PVFsSNyCHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZqYtb94GqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x1wjGKHjBI&ab_channel=GROUPLOVEGROUPLOVE
Love this band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM
“Gonna be a dental floss tycoon, yes I am”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=220xlHky1SY
Speaking of nightmare fuel + teeth…
And there’s a song that fits the theme, too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK2L3uIgHkw
He’s only 21 years old.
Meth is a helluva drug!!
Ram is his best record, and I will fight anyone who disagrees
https://youtu.be/0XjxQVCDepA
Inspired by the Astrud Gilberto song, I decided to post something equally classy and melodic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPdHMWVJoS8&ab_channel=SteelyDanSteelyDanOfficialArtistChannel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB1EpEFz6Lg
Feels good, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGuE8UrXDNw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcEwsoR8J0Y
Here’s one right in the kisser
https://youtu.be/kM8zHRW-2GA
That isn’t what I meant to post. Oh well!
Shorter
https://youtu.be/BNTrm67-g8Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrD7lTSyKqQ
(disembodied voice floats in from the ether)
Well, since someone already took my Katy Perry song, how bout one from the greatest band ever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnNclyiyPHQ&ab_channel=L%C3%A9o%27sSongsL%C3%A9o%27sSongs
Dude.
I figure he’d have gone with something more like this one. “But the girl in the video is HOT!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kryV3E4QKGk
This is a good fucking tune that somehow ended up on my computer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UJbz-pp6GQ
Haven’t heard this in a while. Good call.
I cranked up the volume and the Dr. Mrs. is *still* trying to talk over it. What the hell, man?
“Obviously he still wants to hear what I’m saying, bur since the music is louder I’ll just talk louder.”
James has a big enough catalogue that they’re usually good for a song or two on each episode of Request Line.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMSXwA56hQs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hGcJA8fXvU&ab_channel=UPROXXIndieMixtapeUPROXXIndieMixtape
There it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0qBdHLspQ
Ooh, fairly obscure DOUBLE SHOT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKrraGTYzpM
In retrospect, we should all have known Morrissey was not “only joking” because he’s a joyless prick. Good song, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoKQwquHKQo
He is an unhappy camper
I love that the author is listed as Robert Smith.
I know, that made me laugh too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvNElC-5ARQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKdspWe-KdQ
Currently getting my colonic here. I’ve been taking dumps my whole life; nothing is like this one.
Also, America needs better toilet practices than the current throne design.
You’re probably just using it the wrong way.
My favorite REM song
https://youtu.be/Kd5M17e7Wek
DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1nt3t8AR0U
It’s kind of heartbreaking how few of these moutheyes images remain on the web.
Anyhow…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZVoDJZBnS8
“It’s just a dream he keeps having…”
Didn’t realize how fitting the lyrics were; should have made it the leader song.